I've been blogging everyday this week, and somehow, its like a MUST-DO everyday now. If i don't blog, i'll feel as if something is not right. Its like, a part of you missing or seomthing, like you're INCOMPLETE! *thats not true, just felt like saying that*
AAaaaaanyway, I've got news for you folks out there, KAREN'S BIRTHDAY IS NEXT THURSDAY! if you don't know her...well, GET to know her. ==, don't know me so how would you know her? then like...forget it. Never mind. Oh yea, yesterday, Maths teacher was teaching...what was that again?...forgot the name of the chapter...but thats not important. Anyway, she was teaching about ACCELERATION and RETARDATION.
retard.
Jaqueline and i started laughing our heads off. Yea well, might seem pretty lame to you, cuz it is in fact lame, but like, it was pretty funny at that time. So sue me for being lame. ==, Jaq and I laugh about the lamest things on earth....so lame it could kill you. no..not really, but yea, that was lame. So anyway, i was like saying..
RETARDATION SENSATION
it had some kinda rhyme to it..you know, some RING to it, that makes you wanna say it over and over again. Well, it made ME wanna say it oever and over, and jackie too! so tody, we were like...*playback* um...we know retardation means slow down, but we purposely made it mean retarded anyway...and um..it doesn't matter whoz talking, its me and jaq, cutting each other off.
'Welcome to the retardation sensation show, where we teach you how to different shade retardation and acceleration'
*jackie moves her hand slowly*
'example one, retardation'
*i hit her hand*
'acceleration occurs.'
'it just shows that, retardation results one into being bullied, being hit in school. and thats why, never be a retard. i shall now conclude that, retardation equals stupidity. don't want to be stupid? then accelerate.'
'think about it this way, a car is accelerating, theres a retard on the road, just standing there. The car hits the retard and the retard dies. Another reason why not to be a retard.'
'get it?'
*audience nods head like crazy, shouts, SI MAN! Si is yes in italian*
'now THAT is retarded. you have just violated retardation code number 12'
'Anyway, thats the end of our show, tune in next time to watch RETARDATION SENSATION, where we'll be talking about acceleration.'
'thats all folks!'
'RETARDATION SENSATION will be at AXN after FEAR FACTOR everyday, whatever time that is.'
'now THATS retarded.'
*song plays* reetaaardaaaatioooon~ SEEEENSAAAAAAAATIIIIIIION~~
jackie made the stupid song. Hilarious.
we may be lame, but we sure know how to have fun. ==, and THAT my friends, is retardation code number 809.
*theres 1000*
*jackie moves her hand slowly*
'example one, retardation'
*i hit her hand*
'acceleration occurs.'
'it just shows that, retardation results one into being bullied, being hit in school. and thats why, never be a retard. i shall now conclude that, retardation equals stupidity. don't want to be stupid? then accelerate.'
'think about it this way, a car is accelerating, theres a retard on the road, just standing there. The car hits the retard and the retard dies. Another reason why not to be a retard.'
'get it?'
*audience nods head like crazy, shouts, SI MAN! Si is yes in italian*
'now THAT is retarded. you have just violated retardation code number 12'
'Anyway, thats the end of our show, tune in next time to watch RETARDATION SENSATION, where we'll be talking about acceleration.'
'thats all folks!'
'RETARDATION SENSATION will be at AXN after FEAR FACTOR everyday, whatever time that is.'
'now THATS retarded.'
*song plays* reetaaardaaaatioooon~ SEEEENSAAAAAAAATIIIIIIION~~
jackie made the stupid song. Hilarious.
we may be lame, but we sure know how to have fun. ==, and THAT my friends, is retardation code number 809.
*theres 1000*
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