because I have something better to do

if you're looking for a movie to watch,

i'd recommend watching
Photobucket
its funny, and it has so many moments :D
the little kid has good lines, pretty sweet.

I'd definitely watch this again (:

if you're looking for a book to read,

well, no recommendations for that, but you could redirect yourself to THIS page and read this story, 'Baby, Im not finished', its FINALLY done (haha irony there) and its pretty nice so (:

Recently read,
Photobucket
i wouldnt tell people NOT to read it, but i wouldnt say READ it either because well, it was alright but. okay lets put it like this. You know how when you're dreaming, everything makes sense and its all like YAY WHEE go along with the flow, flying pigs, hell yeah, and then you wake up and its like POOF, WTF. well THAT WAS COMPLETELY STUPID! well, this book gives me the same feeling.

SPOILER ALERT!!
redirect yourself to another page, like THIS one, if you intend to read this book sometime in the future. (:

you've been warned.

I thought it was completely stupid how Zachary (totally guessed he was a baddie, GOLD STAR!) didnt give a shit about the pyramid and all that jazz, and then ONE day, because he was BORED of being HOT and having lots of meaningless sex, he turns on the TEEVEE and lo and behold, they're telling the stories of his family DUMDUMDUM, and then he SUDDENLY gets intrigued and OMG I WANTS THE PYRAMIDZ NAAAOOO and then transform into some psychopath. =__="

Over some tv show., REALLY!?!
that was the best you could come up with? REALLY?!!

and hes all I HATE YOU FATHER because his dad decided that he could stay in the jail for one more week to learn his lesson? JUST ONE MORE WEEK and hes all, YOU MAH DAD AND YOU DIDNT WANT TO SAVE ME I COULDA DIED YOU DONT LOVE ME NOW I DONT LOVE YOU I SHALL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CAUSE YOU ALL SUUUUCK. I mean, i get that he was a mad kid, and he hated his dad for leaving him in jail, but as he grew a little older, he MUST have been able to rethink and went, oh ya, i was an idiot, nowonder my dad did that, BUT NUUOOOHHH.

plus, Peter did say that, whenever he wanted to, Zachary could go back and just GET THE PYRAMID and safeguard it. He didnt have to go through all that hassle to get the pyramid when really, his dad would have willingly handed it over. BUT NUUOOOH, it was kill her, kill him kill everyone and fly robert langdon over blablabla. YAWN.

But okay. never mind all that. Await for AWESOME treasure they were all safeguarding with their lives. WTF, it was THE BIBLE?!?! =___=" apparently all that mystery was so that everyone could be in awe of it or something. WTH. they were protecting the location of a BIBLE for centuries when you could have just gotten it from ANYWHERE really. people DIED for this?!? REALLY!?!?! =____="

honestly, disappointment.

and it was LAME how peter already knew of the place as soon as he heard, and it seemed the blind guy knew exactly what it was too. Super blahs. Disappointed disappointed. And that was totally a star wars moment, but instead of,

'LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER.'
it was,
'PETER, I AM YOUR SON.'

and then he was so upset not to have been recognized. yeah well, YOU GOT TANNED and your body changed and you took steroids so that your voice changed. and they thought YOU WERE DEAD, so obviously the first thought in their heads wouldn't have been,

'OMG YOU HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD.'

plus, you were holding a gun to katherine's head and threatening to kill, course they must've thought 'STRANGE KILLER PERSON, KILL THE ASSHOLE. SAVE THE FAMILY. SAVE THE PYRAMID. SAVE THE WORLD.' even though it was really only just A BIBLE as we've established earlier. ahem.

rant over.
again, massive disappointment.

At least in his other books his villains were convincing, this one was just SAD. storyline was so bad, so so bad. Major fail.

anyway. (:
x

0 comments: