Lagoon Fun, baby!

- Saturday, June 20, 2009

Went to Lagoon on Monday, overdue-d post, clearly.

what? with all that TIME, yet an overdue-d post? O_o

I know. im in shock too.

Note: shock face ---> O_o

first, PRETTY PICTURE!! before the stupid story. :) LOOK LOOK LOOKIT. PRETTY MAY PRETTY MAY PRETTY ... *ahem* I STILL DONT HAVE ENOUGH SLEEP. :( shall go back to sleep right after this. or perhaps teevee.

(eventho there's nothing on. teevee will add on the headache and convince the stubborn me to go back to sleep. I so know how my brian works, its just fun to torture myself like this. no, im kidding. or am I? DUMDUMDUUUMMM. fudge, need sleep.)

Now, this is where the short but stupid story starts.
See this ride? see the joyous May posing in the picture? with the WHEE hands? (yes, i officially call that WHEE hands.) well, i was actually shitting inside, but im such a pro camwhorer you dont see that. you dont see the constipated face, all you see is the WHEE hands and you think im having the time of my life but im really actually, in secret, shitting inside.

You know why?
course you dont. HAH.

See, when you go into the ride, theres this bar that comes down. The bar that you have to hold on to, lah. the bar has like a divider, so me, being UTTERLY brilliant as i am but ridiculously stupid as well, obviously. Was like OOOH! stuck my legs between the divider cause it seemed right. like you know those baby swings? i mean, you put your legs into two seperate holes, YOU DONT PUT IT ALL IN ONE HOLE. it doesnt make sense! riiiight?

clearly, i forgot it was a two person ride. =________=" Ahem. So there i was in that awkward position yet feeling normal. the guy came by to check on the bar (cause he locked it) and didnt say ANYTHING. probably laughing on the inside at how stupid i am, really. I EVEN SMILED AT HIM AND SAID THANK YOU. :( he's evil i say.

i turn to the back and see eeling sitting to ONE side. and im like EH?!?! so i turn to ADVICE her. =____=" 'Eeliiiiing! why are you sitting on one side?' and then i told her about the bar between my legs and shes like

'i don't think you're supposed to sit like that'
(or something along that line I DONT REMEMBER)

and i look in front. oh fudge. yeah hor. ITS A TWO PERSON RIDE. *slaps forehead* so i desperately try to transfer one leg to the other side to rejoin the other leg and live together in harmony but the lock bar was so bloody tight (which is good BUT STILL) and i couldnt do the transaction (hahah transaction like bank transaction HAHAHA okay imma shuttup now) and so it was stuck like that. and im like...

'er... never mind lah.'

=_____="

so the ride started spinning really really fast (okay not that fast but fast enough) and then well my body started leaning to one side, cause the ride was like that. and it was so awkward cause my stupid other leg was stuck on the other side so it was like AWKWARD. =____=" so i had to TRY to keep myself upright and go against the law of well EVERYTHING.

it was weird. :(

I hope people standing at the sides waiting for their turn couldnt see my awkwardness and laughed at me. I dont think they did...anyway. Meh. MEH. stupidity strikes. :(

oh, oh. then shereena and i wanted to relive our childhood memories, so we climbed into the merry go round which hadnt started yet.
After it started, we threw up our WHEE hands and ran to it. RAN. literally. there were a few kids there, maybe three or four? but the guy in charge of the ride came and stopped us. and said

'you all too old for this ride.'

wth. SINCE WHEN!!?!? and i went

'OMIGOD. DISCRIMINATION!!!!'

:( he wouldn't let us on. no matter what. that was mean. i mean, totally saw this old man on the ride later on, he was with his kid. BUT STILL. he was OLD TOO (older somemore). :(

My fav photo for the day.
=D

LOOKIT me! hero! sitting alone can (for the first time ever! in the history of like EVER EVER!!)? EeLing and i alternated sitting alone. :) which wasn't so bad after all. *throws up WHEE hands*

ending this post with a picture i call the,
DONT YOU SEE THE AWKWARDLY HUNCHED BODY?!? AND THE BONEY SHOULDERS AND THE- ITS AN UGLY PHOTO!!! and i TOTALLY FELT PRETTY TOO, ITS A LIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

to which my sister replied, no, she only see a very pretty LiMay.

hah. i swear its the blinding smile. BLIIIINDING! sun reflecting off my teeth and into your EEEYYYEEESS!! DUMDUUMDUUUMMMM!!!

okay, sleep time.

.
oooh, lets end with THIS instead. Last sunday, went for prom. There was a point where we all journeyed to the loo, in a pack. like wolves you know? WOLVES ARE... well not so cool but THINK OF WOLVERINE. hugh jackman is so hot! *hyperventilates. throws up whee hands!* anyway, so shuling was walking in front... and she almost walked into the gents.

Not so bad right? i mean, it happens to everyone.

Whats funny was her REACTION. okay, so i was sorta shouting... (partially cause i was overexcited that night. come on. dont blame me)

'SHU LING SHU LING THATS THE BOYS TOILET! SHU LIIIING! STOP STOP!!!!'

and...

she started screaming.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

funny thing was, she was still walking into the gents as she was SCREAMING. XD and we had to shout STOOPPPP somemore before she changed tracks. that was hilarious! ShuLing is so adorable, can? *dies* RESPAWN. *WHEE hands*

x)

OKAY BYE LOVES.
SLEEP AWAITS.

...or teevee. we'll see.

Editted (to add this extra bit) :

just read on MLIA
Average shirts - for average people who wear clothing.
We recommend the "blank white t-shirt" for maximum averageness.

This made me laugh SO HARD.

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