Say no to PoleHuggers

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See that yellow pole in the middle of nowhere meant for people who cannot find seats to hold in order to keep their balance? see it? Well, SOME PEOPLE are FUDGECAKES. They do not understand that the yellow pole is for PUBLIC use and do not belong SOLELY to them.

They do not understand that the yellow pole is not a tree.
They do not understand when to call TIME OUT and stop playing pretend.

They're fudgecakes and they're stupid.

They are stupid fudgecakes.

They pretend they do not see the other 3 people holding onto the yellow pole and LEAN against the pole, successfully squishing all the hands in the process. They're not princesses, they not only do not feel peas under their mattresses (if there are any), they also do not feel your hands. No. And the people around them are invisible.

Sometimes these fudgecakes come in pairs. So they PoleHug together (like treehuggers) ONLY ITS A POLE, NOT A TREE. Get it INTO YOUR HEADS PEOPLE!! Again, they're in their own world and they ignore the fact that your hand is squished between their bodies - flipping fishsticks - and they start making out, right in front of you.

SERIOUSLY!?!?!
*death glare*

And then at some point, one of the fudgecakes will realise that - hey waittaminute, whose hand is this? - and then he turns to look at you...... and then pretends not to see you even though he has. he decides to retreat into his world of fudgeyness and go on making out with the other fudgecake.

and this goes on for a whole 10 minutes.

=___________="

you've got to be kidding me.
Stupid fudgecakes need to learn to SHARE and GET A ROOM.

Grr!

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