So my sister emailed me last week telling me that her friend is involved in the production of 'The Vagina Monologues' and asked if i was interested in joining. I was like O.O but the email went a bit like this,
and
So i thought, okay, why not? =D and then i asked Suan if she would like to go too, and she was all okay, why not? =D too. Auditions was today. I didn't know how the audition scripts would be like (actually i wasnt sure how the auditions would be carried out at all) so when we were presented with several monologues we were to choose from, i was SHOCKED.
all the pieces were quite, hmmm. I mean, Suan and I are the kind of girls who wouldnt even say the word VAGINA on a normal basis. Im more likely to go,
'Although the title of the production can be a bit of a shocker, there are a wide range of monologues to suit a wide range of women.'
and
'Have you been able to convince your sister to participate? It would be really great. Let her know she shouldn't be shy as every piece is not as provocative as the title may have you think and there was great feedback from last year!'
So i thought, okay, why not? =D and then i asked Suan if she would like to go too, and she was all okay, why not? =D too. Auditions was today. I didn't know how the audition scripts would be like (actually i wasnt sure how the auditions would be carried out at all) so when we were presented with several monologues we were to choose from, i was SHOCKED.
all the pieces were quite, hmmm. I mean, Suan and I are the kind of girls who wouldnt even say the word VAGINA on a normal basis. Im more likely to go,
'the y'know..'
'huh? what?'
'theeeree.. the YOU KNOOOOWWW'
'HUUUHH? i dont know'
'the down there lah'
'huh? what?'
'theeeree.. the YOU KNOOOOWWW'
'HUUUHH? i dont know'
'the down there lah'
I mean HONESTLY!! Most of the pieces i didnt know how i could present and i was nervous outta my guts. like OH NOES HOOOWW?? but i didnt want to back out. I was there, might as well just go ahead and do it. I chose the monologue,
'My Angry Vagina.'
which included the words,
uhhuh. WAAAAY outta my comfort zone. But i did it and im proud of myself. Sure there was a bit of the whole didnt pronounce words properly cause i was nervous (read damn fast) and moving about but suan said i did good and i thought she did brilliant as well! She did a different piece, proud of her too, her FIRST time auditioning for anything EVERRR!! (my second, malam bakti auditions which sucked was my first)
The whole panel laughed when i said 'vagina motherfuckers' LOL suan said it sounded like a lil kid saying it. HAHAHHAA =.= I mean, im all about UNICORNS, MARSHMALLOWS, CANDY and OOOOOH LOOK RAINBOW!! and now im talking about my angry... down there lah.
VAGINA *duh*
PUSSY
VAGINA MOTHERFUCKERS
TAMPONS
(a dry wad of fucking cotton stuffed up there)
PUSSY
VAGINA MOTHERFUCKERS
TAMPONS
(a dry wad of fucking cotton stuffed up there)
uhhuh. WAAAAY outta my comfort zone. But i did it and im proud of myself. Sure there was a bit of the whole didnt pronounce words properly cause i was nervous (read damn fast) and moving about but suan said i did good and i thought she did brilliant as well! She did a different piece, proud of her too, her FIRST time auditioning for anything EVERRR!! (my second, malam bakti auditions which sucked was my first)
The whole panel laughed when i said 'vagina motherfuckers' LOL suan said it sounded like a lil kid saying it. HAHAHHAA =.= I mean, im all about UNICORNS, MARSHMALLOWS, CANDY and OOOOOH LOOK RAINBOW!! and now im talking about my angry... down there lah.
Very. Different.
The girls who we auditioned for were really nice though, Suan and i went in together =) and after we were done, they were all 'that was brilliant! we'll be calling you girls very soon!' =D maybe they say that to everybody, BUT STILL. =D
Step by step,
just one foot in front of the other.
Repeat.
Step by step,
just one foot in front of the other.
Repeat.
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