Child's Play

Today's chemistry lesson was really very stupid. XD thanks to LIYING, yen hsian and i went really really high. XD i lighted my first 3 matches today! with the encouragement for LIYING and the enthusiasm from everyone else (haha) I LIGHTED THEM! *GASP* yeah, so its NO BIG DEAL TO YOU AS YOU HAVE DONE IT A GAZILLION TIMES, but its a big deal to me!! (well not really, but lets just pretend it is)

liying and brenda called me a pyromaniac when i said i wanted a box of matches so i could go on making them ignite. XD i also caught soot on filter paper today! WHAT FUN! (no not really, but like i said, being really happy makes you think that everything is FUN when it really isnt much of anything) i taught liying the name game, and she couldnt stop singing the song, and then guo yaw got influenced. haha! we also did some really stupid things that I SHALL NOT MENTION. (muahahaha.. use your imagination?)

After that, between periods, i was singing the name game song with guo yaw and kinda like.. shaking my butt? with the song... and then mr ho came in (=__=") and yen hsian nudged me and went 'teacher is looking at you'. *oh hell, NOT AGAIN* Even when there is no Bro John lesson i am constantly picked upon. *laughs like an idiot* prolly (most definitely, but saying probably makes me sound like a more innocent kid than i really actually am) cuz im so EASILY distracted and talk so much. (or maybe its because of my undeniable good looks *ahem* ..... then again, maybe not. XD HAHAHHAAA)

At one point, i was actually paying FULL attention to mr ho's teaching. like REALLY! he drew this dog on this cliff thingy and i thought it looked really cute, so thus i was staring at it... and ALONG CAME CASANDRA and she went 'BOO!' at the window. I was staring so hard at the blackboard, concentrating and being a GOOD KID that i was shocked by her! so i went all 'OMIGOSH! YOU SCARED ME! YOU BAD GIIIRL!' and then she laugh laugh laugh la.. and then.. and then... and theeeeeeeeeeeeeen...

(the following was in chinese but since im too lazy to use the zhong wen zhi xing to type chinese wordings, i shall type all the han yu ping ying's out in hopes you actually can understand half of it. if you do, give yourself a round of applause, i am proud of you. if not, ah too bad. Life is sad like that)

we were meant to be

It was unmistakable, the attraction i felt was SO STRONG i cant think of any other word to describe it but... LOVE. *sniffles* what a great day it was. Yes, i had fallen in love. I went to the pile consisting of him and his family + friends. They all had the same brown patches at the same spots.. but HE STOOD OUT TO ME. =) and so, i held him up and said 'you're the one i've been looking for'. And then i carried him around toys-r-us and showed him to my sisters who didnt share the same enthusiasm in him as i did, which i was relieved to hear as i wouldnt have liked it if they tried to steal him away from me.

I remember putting him on my shoulder trying to make him balance and saying sweet sweet things a little girl would say to her new found love of a plush. when mom and dad came back, i presented darling patches to mom and begged her to let me have him. mom said NO. and i was taken aback, being the ever so PERSUASIVE and CUTE + CHARMING + (whatever nice you can add in right here) KID I WAS, through a little more begging, mom agreed to let me keep him.

Of course, patches cute adorable face also managed to help charm mother. who can resist his cuteness? WHO!?? (not you, dont lie) and so with that, i was able to take him home. =D and we lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER

(for a few days before i got bored of him and he remained as just one of the plushes on my bed)

THE END

Oh and remember how i said i wanted to blog about the lizard in my bathroom? yea, so anyway theres nothing much to blog about it. Just that in the past few days, its been inhibiting my bathroom so i'd be on the constant look out for it before i enter the bathroom. So that i can avoid it with the best of my abilities. can i name the lizard Zrad? yeah okay, so Zrad had been in my bathroom for a few days now. and im so scared of it.

Yeah i have this unexplainable fear for lizards (and lots of other things). Always afraid that they MIGHT JUST FALL ON ME or ATTACK ME WHEN IM LEAST EXPECTING IT. so yesterday, as usual, i scanned the bathroom for Zrad, when i didnt see him, (yeah so it's a HE now) i relaxed and thought 'well maybe he decided to find a new home' and smiled thinking,

'hoo boy, im going to miss that young fella who doesnt move much but just stays unmovingly on the stupid wall even when i bang my hands on the wall in hopes of it getting scared and run away in which he never does because he is SO DAMN STUBBORN. goodbye zrad'

In fact, i think i even had tears in my eyes as i said that. Tears of joy and relief and... then i saw him lying upside down dead beside the toilet bowl. i GASPED (literally).

Zrad the deceased

It was odd to see it so lifeless like that. Though most of the time it was ALSO very immobile and more or less look LIFELESS. but this time he was DEAD for real. ZRAD... gone...... gone... forever. *rejoices, no more days of worrying it would fall on my head* Anyway, my maid the fearless + my hero! came and picked zrad up, folding its body and pinching it between her fingers. She then disposed of him. (disgusting, i know)

(not meaning to sound cruel) but i was glad.

- MR DAAARCY... so haaandsome -