The world is sqaure. SQUARE I TELL YOU!! some GIRL actually had the nerve to say that the world is SPERICAL in shape. CAN YOU BELIEVE HER!?! she wouldn't even say ROUND like normal fools...she HAD to go on and say SPERICAL like some total moron. Come ON! Everyone knows the world is SQUARE. and i dont say CUBE because its 2D. Yes, my dear friends, the world is in fact 2D. Surprised? dont be.
You're probably wondering...how does she know this? Well folks, in fact, i have flown up to the moon, which is TRIANGLE mind you, yes 2D. and saw the earth from up there. I even took some pictures too! with my microscopic cameras. Yes, CAMERA'S. Dont be silly, of course i couldn't press those freaking buttons on those freaking MICROSCOPIC camera's (who invented these idiotic things anyway?) they were too SMALL...i mean MICROSCOPIC! get the picture? so i had to use this sutpid controller which is the size of my WHOLE ARM...which only has ONE button to control the MICROSCOPIC cameras. Mind you, the microscopic camera's were placed all around my suit. Yes, i was wearing a suit. like you know, those astronauts? HOw else am i suppsoed to fly up to the TRIANGULAR moon? dont be daft. Aaanyway, going way OFF course here. I clicked the button and all my microscopic cameras took the picture of the SQUARISH earth in chorus. *click* *click* *click* I would bring you the pictures as poof. But its in my dreamland...so any of you wanna see it? just come and visit me in my dreams and ill show you.
maybe it doesnt make sense to you. I mean, if the world is 2D, why are we 3D!?! right?
IM sad to break the news to you. We are indeed 2D too. Some of you smart ingenius ones must've guessed that from the start. Yeap. you were right all along. Our minds have been playing games on us. What is really 2D looks 3D to us. Doesn't that explain it all? GOds creations, thats why we are able to do these things. look at 2D things as 3D. The truth revealed.
So some of you may be thinking now, if we're 2D, why when we touch each other, we dont feel like some flimsy piece of paper? right? why do you see shadows and why there are some parts of the table protuding out and you can tell? why can you feel the bloody thing!?!
Simple. Like i said before. YOUR FREAKING MIND IS FREAKING PLAYING GAMES ON YOU. WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! NOW PINCH YOURSELF. not that pinching yourself does anything, but you know...just for fun. Now dont ask me stupid questions like...
'if im 2D, why can i pinch myself and feel the pain?'
Dude...i never said 2D's cant feel. What gave you that incredolous idea? Like i said..God's creations...not to be looked down at. I mean, LOOK AT US. We're 2D, yet we think we're 3D. cuz we see each other as 3D's and all those crap.
ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS. just go with the facts and shut up.
* we are 2D, live with it.
*the world is square. NOT CUBE. SQUARE. live with it.
*Microscopic cameras with arm size controllers are just plain stupid.- kill the damn producer of this item.
*the moon in triangular. SO WHAT!?! like it even matters.
- just for the record, if you're wondering why the moon seems round from the view over here, its cuz the thing is spinning! try spinning a triangle really fast, it forms a bloody circle. GeT IT NOW!?!
*2D's can feel. explains it all doesnt it?
THE END.
still interested in looking at the pics? make an apointment with my dream secretary. her name is !XOFLO <-- jaq, ks, bryan, brenda...and veryone who watched the russell peters clip should understand this. hahaaa
8 comments:
very cool picture u got there
who say the world is square huh???
ITS RECTANGLE LAH DUMMIE!!!
ITS RECTANGLE I TELL U!!! RECTANGLE!!!
all i know is..its not SPERICAL...a definate NO.
yea..it MIGHT be RECTANGLE. im not saying it IS...but it MIGHT BE. dont get your hopes up.
I'll go measure it someday. ==, STILL THINK ITS SQUARE THOUGH! SQAURE!
COOL PICTURE LER...ERM..I WISH OUR WORLD WILL BE DIAMOND SHAPE WOR...HEHE!!ACTUALLTY ANY SHAPE ALSO CAN...
Everyone's 2D...how cool is that???
i juz learnt something...the world being Square?
diamond IS kinda like square...diff perspective like that laa..
YEA! 2D! COOL!
2d , hmmm ,doesn't that mean we are in 2d too ? just stand up straight , and we won't be able to be seen by guru disiplin already ... hahaha
2d , hmmm ,doesn't that mean we are in 2d too ? just stand up straight , and we won't be able to be seen by guru disiplin already ... hahaha
not really. Like i said,
We're 2D, but we see each other as 3D's
so technically, if i stand up staight, the discipline teacher will STILL be able to see us. cuz we STILL see each other as 3D's.
but then again, maybe cartoon artists have discovered this truth earlier than ME even. I mean, look at it this way, when we watch cartoon, for example, SCOOBY-DOO, when the villians are chasing up to them, the pose at the middle of the wall, and the villians just walk past them..not knowing they're there.
so maybe SOMEHOW..if we can do it just right, and HUMANS arent really thinking striaght, we see each other as our REAL selves, 2D instead of how God make us look at eahc other, 3D. SEE!?!
it makes perfect sense. No? yeaaaaaap. it surely does.
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