So yesterday after dinner i went over to KaiSheng and SuetFong's room and dumdumduum! saw a weighing scale there. Decided to just step on it, i hate getting onto the weighing scale because it always disappoints. But anyway. So there i was, staring at the number on the weighing scale, when kaisheng went,
'you should bring it to the bathroom, its more accurate there.'
Im sure the shock on my face must have shown, because he went,
'hmm whats wrong?'
'i shouldnt be this heavy.'
There i was in disbelief.
'Oh then you really shouldnt go reweigh in the bathroom then.'
But of course, that i did.
'i shouldnt be this heavy.'
There i was in disbelief.
'Oh then you really shouldnt go reweigh in the bathroom then.'
But of course, that i did.
And guess what? It didnt lie (: The girl has gained 5kg since last december! Oh the crowd roars and cheeeers!! MEXICAN WAVE MEXICAN WAVE! WHOOOSH!! Wish the parents were here, i remember the last time i just gained 1kg i walked into their room and went all,
'GUESS WHAT.'
Smile was THIS wide.
Smile was THIS wide.
I swear i had the same vibe emitting from me as a woman who was about to tell her husband,
'honey, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY!'
but all i said was,
'I GAINED 1 KG!'
HAHAHHAA and then my parents would burst into fits of YAYness with me and i'd get hugs of congratulations. HAHAHAHAHA Gosh, we're a bunch of drama queens, arent we? ;) Naw, but i more or less gave up on trying to gain weight since forever, it never happens. I dont even think ive been eating more, perhaps my metabolism rate has slowed down or something, perhaps this is what my mom had meant by BOOM! (HAHA anyone who knows me well enough must've already heard the BOOM story. *winkwink*)
I probably ate waaaay more in college. During lunch break, people ordered one serving of something and i had two. =___=" Like literally. And i'd finish it in the same time they finished their one plate of wtv. And i didnt gain weight then, so why now? HAHA see this totally explains why my jeans have been being such a pain lately, it takes 2 minutes just to get them on and off, have to tug tug tug SO ANNOYING. (especially when you reaaaaally need to use the loo)
I probably ate waaaay more in college. During lunch break, people ordered one serving of something and i had two. =___=" Like literally. And i'd finish it in the same time they finished their one plate of wtv. And i didnt gain weight then, so why now? HAHA see this totally explains why my jeans have been being such a pain lately, it takes 2 minutes just to get them on and off, have to tug tug tug SO ANNOYING. (especially when you reaaaaally need to use the loo)
But anyway, i dont think it shows.
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other than the jeans thing, NO i dont think my face looks fatter or wtv. So, yeah. Think its time to gain more weight hoho! To which Suet said,
'HUH? you wanna gain more weight?! WHY? you're okay what!'
(:
MEXICAN WAVE MEXICAN WAVE!
WHOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!
(:
MEXICAN WAVE MEXICAN WAVE!
WHOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!
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