You know what i hate? No wait, hate is such a strong word, perhaps i should use detest instead. WHO USES THE WORD DETEST ANYWAY. i take that back. Dislike? nope, sounds wrong. Hate. Okay, hate.
You know what i hate?
Packaging that lie. They tell you its going to be AWESOME, they tell you its going to ROCK, they tell you all sorts of things, so there you are with your expectations and your BIG SMILE and then you open the package and you look inside and in some cases if you're eating something (in which case the introduction would be different) - They tell you its going to be SOUR, they even have this little picture at the side of a strawberry sweating (wth IS THAT? strawberries dont SWEAT.) they tell you all sorts of things, so there you are with your expectations and your BIG SMILE and then you open the package and you try whatever it is - and *wham* you're let down. Smiles gone. They crush you. they let you down.
WHY DO THEY LIIIIEE TO ME?!?!
*kneeling on the ground screaming up into the sky*
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*kneeling on the ground screaming up into the sky*
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Its like someone telling you, hey hey *poke* lookit its a UNICORN! and you're all like 'ZOMG REALLY?!?' eyes all wide like saucepans and you see this,
which is really quite disturbing.
oh poor boy, who drilled a hole in your head?
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which is really quite disturbing.
oh poor boy, who drilled a hole in your head?
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I shall find a better dog unicorn... haha dogcorn.. corndog. *light bulb* GENIUS!
better?
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again, WHY DO THEY LIIIIEEE TO ME?!
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again, WHY DO THEY LIIIIEEE TO ME?!
ps. Back from Edinburgh! It was pretty awesome, if the weather was like londons, i would prefer staying there. Its beautiful, like seriously, every which way you turn, you can snap a picture and its just GORGEOUS. Im not even kidding. Also, you've got to love the kilts, the accents, the people. Its amazing (:
Study time!
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