Child's Play

Its kinda weird when I think about it. I dont like buttons. I detest BUTTONS. the word does sound nice, i admit that much. SERIOUS! i could go on saying the word BUTTON the whole freaking day. its THAT nice to say. wait...you should know that yourself. TRY IT! buuutttooonsss...

Now say it really REALLY fast. like button button button button button button button button..TBC.

I used to like buttons when i was younger, there were a lot in my mums needle workbox. and i used to take 'em out and play with 'em. The gold ones, the ones with engraved patterns, the lil plain ones etc. They were nice and ROUND and..okay so some were squarish but most were round anyway. I dont know what happened, but one day i just suddenly started hating buttons. HATING THEM as in refusing to wear ANYTHING that containted buttons.

Which brings me pondering on this question.....Why do i wear the school uniform?

i mean, it bloody well ahs buttons on it..so yea!! i think cuz im forced to and have no other choice...other than that, you dont see no buttony things in my closet. I dont have BUTTON phobia. i just well, dont really like buttons. Hell, dont ask why. I just dont, no reason whatsoever. so sue me. Its kinda weird, to like it at one moment and to hate it another. Oh well. thats me i guess. Weird and all. Naaaah, i give myself WAY too much credit. LoL.

Aaaaanyway, i know there MUST be a name for BUTTON phobia...i mean, they ahve names for weird phobias like...

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.]
Barophobia- Fear of gravity
Basophobia- Fear of walking
Bibliophobia- Fear of books
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Cibophobia- Fear of food
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Eosophobia- Fear of daylight
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Geniophobia- Fear of chins
Genuphobia- Fear of knees
Graphophobia- Fear of writing
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas
Kainophobia- Fear of anything new
Logophobia- Fear of words
Melophobia- Fear of music
Octophobia- Fear of the number 8
Ommetaphobia- Fear of eyes
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people
Sophophobia- Fear of learning
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon
Siderophobia- Fear of stars
Triskadekaphobia- Fear of the number 13
Verbophobia- Fear of words
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow

So, i conclude that, since there are so many weird phobias, BUTTONS should have a name too. Whether or not its been already created, im craeting ONE anyway.

Buttoniophobia- fear of buttons

Pronounced as Boo-ton-nio-fo-bia

YAY! NEW WORD CREATED! NEW WORD FOUND! NEW WORD ADDED TO DICTIONARY!
oh shut up.