The beginning of this day, today...however you put it...was utterly stupid. You have no idea. I dont CARE if you THINK you have an idea, or you actually HAVE an idea. I just like to begin my post with that. CRIME!?!! NO. so no suing me. Too bad. Boo-hoo to you.
Enough with the mean-arsi-ness. Not here to be mean. Just here to state the facts and the actual factual truth of what happend on this dreaful morning.
The skies- were blue. My pinafore- was blue. My shoes- werent blue. But thats way off. this has absolutely NOTHING to do with either the SKIES, my PINAFORE, NOR my perfect (if i do say so myself) shoes. It was an ALMOST great beginning of the day. Until the first bad thing happened. I put on these pair of shorts. (i always wear shorts under my pinafore. Dont want to be flaunting and showing my panties to anyone, anywhere in school. Thank you very much.) So anyway, i put it on, and i realised the stain of where the COCOON was attached to was STILL THERE from the other morning. i bet my maid didnt wash the darn thing.
I tell you. i was about to scream. No wait. I am mroe of someone who can keep their composure at a time like this, and someone who would scream if someone sneaked up from the back and shouted in my ear...no wait, in my case, you can also BE VISIBLE and just scream all of a sudden and i'll scream too. Ask bryan. He knows. MUSHROOM HEAD!!
Thats completly irrevelant. So i quickly REMOVED that darn SHORTS with that DISGUSTING stain and immediatly THREW. YES threw it on the floor and grabbed myself a pair of bloody red shorts which, mind you, i DONT fancy. as soon as i put that on, a stomach ache paid me a visit. HOW NICE. just as it was running late. After everything, we left to brens house to pick her up. and guess what she wasnt there. my dad horned and horned and horned and after FIVE minutes, her maid came out to tell us she had already left. i was practically screaming bloody murder in my head. COULDNT HER MAID BE THERE EARLIER!?!? GEEZ!!!!
so we arrived at school...at 7.40. The lastest pair to arrive. (me and sis) got our names copied, and made stand in front of the office which a bunch of other kids who were late numerous, uncountable (yes i am exxagerating, cant you tell?) times. En Lian made us stand opposite each other, and we looked like this two lines of soldiers waiting the arrival of HIS royal magesty. Whoever HE is. i found that humorous. I FELT humorous. The first teacher walked passed, and i soluted, just for the fun of it. Thank God she didnt see. Wouldn't have been surprised if she suddenly quoted the queen of hearts and yelled 'OFF WITH HER HEAD!!'. the whole darn morning was practically comical if you think about it. Why not?
so anyway, my sis had to stand for one period, and me, 2. She left after that period, adn so did most of the other girls, who by the way, werent supposed to leave. BAD girls. En wee came out and asked us (the remaining girls..the guys alter) to get in the office. he slowly ran through us and gave us all this slip. there were only FOUR of us left. when there was suppsoed to be like SEVEN. aaaanyway, when it was my turn...okay i'll just show you the conversation i had with him.
'1,2,3,4,5,6,7. You have to stand for 2 periods.' and i was standing there thinking.
*wow, he can cuont. AMAZING. YES, i was being sarcastic. DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING HERE?!?!*
'teacher. I have activities to attend to. I have PAID, am I SUPPOSED to MISS it? i DID pay money you know.'
'you can go.'
I look at him incredeluosly. Just outside when we arrived at the office, i had asked the prefect on duty and guess what his response was? 'I dont care.' Bloody hell. I HAD ALREADY MISSED ONE WHOLE FREAKING CHUNK OF THE BAKING WORKSHOP DAMMIT!
'but the prefect said i couldnt!! he wouldnt let me go!!'
'what? you can go.' and he hands me a slip that he just written.
*this is when the stupid part comes in, when i act all STUPID*
'what is the slip for? am i supposed to TAKE it?'
'yes.'
'what am i supposed to DO with it?'
i was like thinking i had to come back and REDEEM myself. like TAKE MY PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN. (not literally)
'YOU GIVE IT TO YOUR TEACHER LA!'
and he gave me this DUH look. *i didnt know teachers sould DO that.*
'okay, yea, BYE TEACHER!'
and i left gaily...and then...started climbing stairs, looking for bren who was SUPPOSED to be here already. i went up to the TOPMOST floor and down again for 3 times and finally gave up. sweaty and all. i felt STICKY. and my legs felt like it was gonna break any second now. like i was gonna crumble. like i was all of a sudden a crippled person. Naaaah...just saying. Not to be taken seriously. so in the end, i settled down upstairs with eu chern.
He was kinda down, and so we took a stroll...and i went down and UP AGAIN for the 4th time. I was killing my legs slowly. *killing me softly with his song* the song is now playing in my head. Dammit. right this moment as im writing the post. serious. Forget it. anyway, all of a sudden, after like a very logn time of walking, i bang into bren and sp and bryan and teryi. apparently bren only came to school at EIGHT something. HER MAID passed me the WRONG information. i was looking for someone who wasnt there yet. Great. Great. Just GREAT.
all those sweat for nothing. atleast it was a good workout. Terrible morning. Thank God the day got better. and better. Much better.
3 comments:
well, the day got better. LoL
ahahahaha...sorry dear. blame my maid. but think about me. i've lived with her for three years and counting. lol. you were late and i was even later XD
but honestly, those stupid prefects didnt have to hold you in. i mean, it wasn't like you even HAD class. you should've just ran away! ...just don't get caught. if you do, remember, I TOLD you not to do it. well. we both missed the workshop. bummer.
now why didnt I think of that?
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