Child's Play

I call this:

Jeffrey EXPOSED

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The prank - take two.

the real video got deleted accidentally so we kinda acted it out this time, just so we get a video recording of it. better than nothing right?! x) Thats why bryan doesnt look too shocked and is SMILING happily there. hahahahaa !! anyway, the first time we did it (the real one) we spelled out HAPPY BDY. Kwanseng didnt know where he put his 'A'... second time we did it..

STILL IMPERFECT

Sara forgot where she left her 'H', so ks gave her HIS 'A' and we're APPY BDAY now. HAHAHAH! no matter how many times we do, still wind up imperfect wan la. But its perfect in its own imperfect way? x) The Gang. AAWW~~

Birthday Song.. DUH.

oh btw liying, THIS IS A VID WE TOOK FOR YOU.. a loooong long time ago. I put it in your sharing folder but i dont think you received it cause i dont see you onliiine =( Anyway, Happy belated birthday? We actually took this vid on the day we received our SPM results. SORRY ITS SO LATE!

So we disected a cows heart and poked our fingers through its holes (artery, vein blah). Poor cow~ But it was fun! The smell was HORRIBLE tho! There was one point i had to hold the heart while teacher pointed out the pulmonary artery and everything (by using water, which acted as blood. flow in the pulmonary vein and see where it come out and yadi yada), and it was so funny, Paul went,

By Eeling

if you listen clooosely, you might just hear the moo's O.O

TADUUUM!

a very happy and satisfied Ee Ling and a very OPEN heart

See the white stuff? TENDON! it holds valves in their positions

everyone else takes a stab at it (ouch)

liying is pulling out a piece of the heart

And gives it to Ching

Now a piece of the cows heart will forever belong to her

*great day of BIO!*

So it was after college, Shereena and PuiYee left me as it was already 4pm, and i went on my merry way to the LIBRAAARRYY where i could be SAD LONELY ABANDONED DEPRESSED TIRED HUNGRY DUMB STARE INTO SPACE and no one would look at me weirdly. Cause its the LIBRARY and in the LIBRARY you are given such privileges.

Its quite cool, really.

You should try it sometime.

Oh, and one gets to stare at good looking guys, cause they're too absorbed in whatever they're doing they dont notice- may it be hw, computer, reading or just plain staring into thin air. You see, the great thing about the library is, one generally thinks they can be LEFT ALONE and be LONELY AND SAD AND WHAT NOT without people noticing, but thats not IT. Some people DO!! (maybe just me)

waittaminute.

*ahem*

now just pretend it all makes perfect sense.

NOD YOUR HEAD WITH ME. NOD DAMMIT. NOD.

Anyway, as i was saying, BEFORE i could enter the library and be SAD AND LONELY AND DEPRESSED AND BLABLABLA, we have to like scan our student ID. Only the scanner thing mulfunctioned and they were using this NEW temporary (i think) scanner thing which works like crap.

So there i was, emotionlessly trying to get in. *scan* eh? *scan* eh? *scan* eh?

WHY THE HELL ISNT IT SCANNING?!?!

the whimpering started.

and there i was wondering where the odd sounds were coming from.. and then i realised I WAS MAKING THE STUPID SOUNDS and i TRIED TO STOP but I DUNNO, its like NATURAL. I felt like a dog. Yay me! I stood there like an idiot trying to SCAN DAMMIT SCAN DAMMIT IT AINT SCANNING PLEASE SCAN FOR CRYING OUT LOOOOUUUDD and this guy was standing behind me packing up his stuff and he was looking

so i looked back at him PLEADINGLY (i think) and DONT FORGET I WAS FRIKKIN WHIMPERING and went 'it woont scaaaaaaan, how do you doooo thiiiiiis?' *whimpers* And i mentally hit myself on the head and felt so ANNOYINGLY STUPID. And it didnt help that the guy was pretty cute too.

WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE TO LOOK CUTE?!

okay too much hell. i mean -

WHY IN HEAVENS NAME DID HE HAVE TO LOOK CUTE?!

oh and he went 'maybe you could hold it higher?'

and i already DID HOLD IT HIGHER before that, in fact, i moved it UP AND DOWN for the thing to scan. I moved it around in all positions until there were no more positions to be made! i think that was the time i started whimpering, see? I DONT WHIMPER SENSELESSLY! a point there!

but this time, when i HELD IT HIGHER, the thing frikkin 'tee-teed' me, and i was through.

i mentally slapped myself and groaned.

WAAAAAY TO GO man.

i bet he thinks im stupid or something. =_="

Okay, before you look at the pictures, you HAVE GOT to know THE PLANS kwanseng and i , took so long and used up so much brain juice we're almost all out of that now, thought of.

(its in chat form cause i typed it to suping and then copied and pasted it into email and sent it to other ppl. bear with it!)

Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
go to bryans house on his bday
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
at 10 am
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
he is going for frisbee practice at 9-12
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
so we surprise him when he gets back
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
there are some plans
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 1 : bathing
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
jeff is gonna pose as brenda in bryans bathroom
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
half naked.
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
and brenda will scream
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
when bryan walks into the bathroom
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
XD
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
the rest of us will be hiding
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
until bryan comes running out (or not)
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
then only we surprise him
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 2 : er we do something to his underwear
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 3 : after he bathes.. we all will be in the garden
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
holding up his initials on a paper la
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
so he can see from the balcony
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 4 : we have this video which we will take in his house or something and put into his comp so he can view it later
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 5 : we make a shit cake using bread and whip bcream and choc and stuff
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
and convince him its his real cake
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
and only bring out the real cake
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
LIKE REALLY LATE

(oh btw dont ask me why it says May loves jason castro and not Peepoo love may more than words can say. i have no iiideeeaaaaa either. weird huh?)

OKAY, anyway HE DIN GO FOR FRISBEE IN TEH END! Dear Khye Theng and Alex brought him out for breakfast at MV and then brought him back, which worked out better for us cause khye theng could inform us like EVERYTHING. Khye Theng really helped a bunch!

(where we all met)

Kwan seng was like saying how i should bring NEWSPAPER in case bryan walk pass or something, then we can all lift the newspaper up and pretend we're just.. normal.. newspaper readers who lurk around in the LRT station. but sadly, i forgot. AWWWKhye theng called and told us THEY HAD LEFT THE HOUSE! and so we began our journey to his plaace! very happily too! All laughy and running and everything. WHAT A NICE SWEATY WALK. we even took videos of THE WALK xp

and took photos with random signs. Cause thats what we do best! CAMWHOOORE!!

(ah liying! wheres yooou!?! TEAM WHORE WEY!)

oh oh! it was so stupid, cause we were well on our way to his house and then SUDDENLY, we see his mothers car like stopped at the side of the road, meters in front of us. Everyones like.. frozen at the spot. SHIT. then teryi say he thinks lotsa ppl are in the car. so we were like DOUBLE SHIT. then we turned around and WALKED SLOWLY AWAY IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. hahaha! then the car went away. AUNTIE WAS GONNA OFFER US A RIDE!! XD we thought bryan was inside and we were BUSTED HAHAHHAHA! *phew* Auntie saw us walking away and thought we'd MUCH rather walk and its SO FUN for us or something!

hilarious!

Once we reached bryans house, we distributed the work and started the plans =), some people working on the frisbee, some working on the HAPPY BDAY signs...

And some working on the SHITCAKE

the shitcake crew!

The frisbees! Kwanseng designed one and suping designed the other!

Ah, and around an hour before Bryan came back, we rehearsed PLAN 1, with kwanseng acting as BRYAAAAN 'supposedly'. so many failed attempts! I wish i could post the videos up, but my connection is SO SLOOOW so i guess you guys just have to use your imagination!

How jeff was dressed for PLAN 1. Half naked with towel and a bow on his head, indication that hes bryans present XD aaaww! HAHHAHAHAHAA

Jeff said bryans expression was PRICELESS! the plan worked out great! Bryan opened the door, brenda SCREAMED, bryan RAN OUT and SLAMMED THE DOOR BEHIND HIM. hahahhaha!! x) NOOOT BAD AT ALL!! then we played out the balcony scene and serenaded to him his birthday sooong!

and afterwaaardsss, it was SHITCAKE TIME!

yes, we cant bake cakes, this is the BEST we can do.bryan making his wishes (more like kwanseng making his wishes for him) by throwing sprinkles on the shitcake! =)
Bryan eats a piece of th shitcake. It was so funny, he was all like gonna vomit and stuff, but gave us the thumbs up anyway HAHAHAHHAHAA supah impressed, yo!!!
we attempted to smash his face into the cake but failed miserably. Sara took a piece of the shitcake and wiped it onto his face. Hence the... pretty pattern!
The rubiks cube necklace Suping and Yonghui got him! Now he'll never be bored in college! HE GOT HIS RUBIKS BLING YO! (teryi left around this time)

Anyway, after all that, we played with water outside. At first it was just SPRAY EVERYONE WITH WATER. (yeah la sounds quite pathetic but ITS NOT BAD OKAY) and then we did this word game thing. XD

after changing into clean dry clothes, Jian decided to gay with yonghui

But yonghui obviously didnt enjoy jians seductive touch
so he found jeff instead

NOT GAY ENOUGH FOR ME SISTA.

TALK TO THE PALM CAUSE THE WRIST AINT LISTENING

(quoted from some guy, forgot his name hah) Group pictuuures! (yonghui left di)
This pic is similar to the next. as you can see, ks stones in both.
But the rest of us move!

if you save both pics and view them both like really quick, its like a movie and jian looks FUNNY XD

The boys

Auntie!

Auntie was so great! we didnt plan lunch or dinner or anything, i just sorta thought we could just order pizza or something. But his mom provided us wiht SO MUCH FOOOOD! it was so good and so cool and WHOOO! auntie ROOOCKS! x) Oh oh and she helped us with PLAN 1, to get bryan upstairs to the bathroom when the first thing he would do would be to GO INTO THE COMP ROOM, which woulda ruined our plans. so YEAH! and auntie said, 'i cant lie' HAHAH! she passed the lie test! xp

The girls

LALA PICTURE

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY BRYAAAN!

HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!

Ps. now click here to view what bryan said about the party (if you havent already done that)

I typed this out 2 days ago but am only posting it nooow.. so eh. XD hahaa! (yes i changed the date. i cheat, SO WHAT xp will post about the surprise party later!)

The first thing i remember him saying to me was

Somehow i had the impression that EVERYONE has watched this before. But im wrooong, apparently LOTSA ppl havent. =) I watched this back in the days i still opened FWD emails hahah! cause the link was in one of them. Anyway, i rewatched this thanks to mr dumbass, who said he just watched it in the morn.

so to those who have yet watched it, WATCH IT! its so sad ='( Makes me cry all the tiiiime!