Child's Play: March 2010

No shame here

- Saturday, March 27, 2010

Smiley happy people.

Magnify.

Hell yeah.

Me like!

Anyway loves, dont think i'll be blogging in awhile as i'll be in EDINBURGH with the family (: promise i'll update when i get back. But feel free to drop by JUST IN CASE i update. HAH you never know. the unexpected happens everyday. xp

LOVE LOVE LOVE!

Say no to PoleHuggers

See that yellow pole in the middle of nowhere meant for people who cannot find seats to hold in order to keep their balance? see it? Well, SOME PEOPLE are FUDGECAKES. They do not understand that the yellow pole is for PUBLIC use and do not belong SOLELY to them.

They do not understand that the yellow pole is not a tree.
They do not understand when to call TIME OUT and stop playing pretend.

They're fudgecakes and they're stupid.

They are stupid fudgecakes.

They pretend they do not see the other 3 people holding onto the yellow pole and LEAN against the pole, successfully squishing all the hands in the process. They're not princesses, they not only do not feel peas under their mattresses (if there are any), they also do not feel your hands. No. And the people around them are invisible.

Sometimes these fudgecakes come in pairs. So they PoleHug together (like treehuggers) ONLY ITS A POLE, NOT A TREE. Get it INTO YOUR HEADS PEOPLE!! Again, they're in their own world and they ignore the fact that your hand is squished between their bodies - flipping fishsticks - and they start making out, right in front of you.

SERIOUSLY!?!?!
*death glare*

And then at some point, one of the fudgecakes will realise that - hey waittaminute, whose hand is this? - and then he turns to look at you...... and then pretends not to see you even though he has. he decides to retreat into his world of fudgeyness and go on making out with the other fudgecake.

and this goes on for a whole 10 minutes.

=___________="

you've got to be kidding me.
Stupid fudgecakes need to learn to SHARE and GET A ROOM.

Grr!

Reunited and it feels so good

- Friday, March 26, 2010

(stolen off carmen's blog xx)

The stupidest things happen to the smartest of us (you know its true *wink wink*) Left my clothes in the dryer and since it was going to take 50minutes, i took a nap. Alarm rang, and i sprung outta my bed, ready to take action!! Only one of my legs was numb and i didnt know so i stumbled around a bit like - wtf is happening? - and fell to the ground.

....

Somemore tried to get up, THEN i realised it was numb
*slaps forehead*

On another note,

WHEEEE GONNA SEE THIS FAT BUTT TOMORROW

and mah AWESOME POSSUM SISTERS!!

So excited (:

one step forwards, two steps back

- Thursday, March 25, 2010

To hell with optimism.

I am, at this point, just so so tired of trying. Really, its frustrating. You smile, you wave, you put yourself out there and *snap* look, flying unicorns!! *snap* what were we talking about? *snap* NO ONE REMEMBERS.

One moment you're there, the next you're not.
You're just this cloud of dust in the space where a person once was.

pause.

But you hold on, you breathe, you smile, you wave. You shake it off, its all okay. Its all okay. pause. smile. wave. just keep telling yourself that. *snap* FLYING UNICORNS!! *snap* what were we talking about again? *snap* NO ONE REMEMBERS STILL.

Poof!
Its like you never existed.

they're counting off their fingers.
scratching their heads.

You're that toe nobody ever reaches.

fudging fingers.

But you pause. You smile wider still. You wave. Masquerade, paper faces on parade. Masquerade, hide your face so the world will never find you. And you're screaming so loud and they should hear you, but *snap* FLYING UNICORNS!! *snap* what were we talking about again? *snap* no one hears you.

At some point, you give in. You hit the stop button.

You smile.

You wave.

But who gives a shit anyway?

All the world's a stage - Ugly Betty

- Friday, March 19, 2010

Homophobes stay clear of the page please. XD

SO SWEEEET!!

ub @ Yahoo! Video

"you are so in love with yourself."
"wouldn't you be?"

*mush*

"Feelings make you weak" - calvin

- Thursday, March 18, 2010

title = Quote of the day

Was procrastinating earlier, i call this my FACES STORY ART PIECE (inspired by pings piece) which no one gets. =____=" eventhough i narrate brilliantly. See, i would narrate again but i doubt you would get it either, SO DISAPPOINTED. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME *crouches in a corner and cries* no, im kidding.

OR AM I?!?

was so retarded for that one hour. SO THIS IS WHAT LONELY and FRIENDLESS people do. we interact with ourselves. HELL YEAH, now theres so many of me, its a party!! Kidding. OR AM I?!?!?

*kicks self*
Im having waaaay too much fun with this ... or am i crap.
This is just sad.

OR IS IT?!?!

*groans*

took me a full 5 minutes to recover from my madness. Im not going back there again. I was literally spouting crap to certain people. See, this is what stress does to me, THIS IS WHAT STRESS DOES TO ME, it makes me go into what i would call stupid-mode where i just feel stupid and say stupid things and do stupid things and GYAAARRRR. Back home i would have just started running around the house with my hands in the air and make stupid noises as im doing that. My cousin would know, then again, he used to do the same. HAHA =___=" but since im in HALLS now, i need to dail down my retardedness. Nope, no running in hallways like a lunatic im clearly am not.

After 5 minutes of just sitting in a corner not thinking of anything and eating my banana. Breathe, chomp, breathe, chomp chomp. Banana wasn't awesome, had some brownish bleargh in it, NUUUUOOOHH WHYYYY but it was fine. was feeling infinitely better after that. Then i took a sane girl picture,

HAHA for some odd reason this reminds me of spiderman3. You know how peter parker has different hairstyles when hes GOOD and when hes EVIL? =____=" yeah HAHAHHAA just saying.

Then i got into my semangat kick-ass mode where i was supposed to semangat up and kick ass (duh), but THEN, i read the textbook and looked at the questions and FUUUDGE still drawing blanks here. Feeling so discouraged now, this girl needs help. On the verge of another stupid-mode episode, i swear. Im just glad im not breaking down crying right now. Just wanna run headfirst into walls. Shall seek for help tomorrow.

Ps, photos i took from the primary school last week,

"Oneil, wishis that he could be a power ranger so I could beat the badies."

"Tommy wishes that everyone was friends for ever and ever."

Aaaaww
*turns into mush*

Sigh.
NEED TO FINISH WORK. THEN PACK.
GAH.
GAH
GAH
GAH
GAH.
WISH ME LUCK!

Love!

Happy Child

- Tuesday, March 16, 2010

SOOOOOOOO, Yesterday night was our performance of THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES, and so far, from what i've heard from everyone who came, IT WAS AWESOME!!! x) Sure, some people forgot their lines but they were SO SMOOTH about it, people did not notice AT ALL. that's how smooth they were. Brilliant stuff, honestly!!

For my piece, 'My Angry Vagina', there's three of us in the piece but i start off first. And just the day before, during dress rehearsal, we were asked to stand at separate doors and jess (another girl in my piece) would give us the cue and we would have to KICK the doors and then start stomping ANGRILY on stage.

During the dress rehearsal, Maisie and i were practicing KICKING the doors and omg, so embarassing, every time i KICKED the door, i stumbled backwards. =____=" and then one girl was like

'Its like the door's kicking you!'

TT
True that.

In my defense, it's a pretty heavy SOLID door okay!! and and and i was wearing heeeeels, short heels but heels nonetheless. Grr Door, GRR. Had to stomp on stage and start the piece off. Karen said she could tell i was a bit nervous at the start, but i got good after that *phew*. Im just glad i didnt forget my lines and mess the whole thing up, and that people actually laughed when they were supposed to laugh. =D Hell yeah!!

And i was pretty scared for my six-year-old girl piece, cause like, its a very short piece and i heard on thursday night, the girl did it SOOOOO WELL and im just like OWH SHIT. I've only ever practiced that piece twice (literally, TWICE, not even that we had 4 rehearsals and we ran through it a coupla times, no, we only did it TWICE, EVER) with the girl who does it with me.

But the crowd was teh awesome lah. Like seriously, after EVERY line i say, they laaaaaughed x) And i was like AAAAWWWWW *inside of course, outside i was talking about red high tops, turtles and violins and snowflakes* So im happy happy HAPPY!!

Wheee!! I wish i could have been in the audience watching the pieces though, the whole time we had to be backstage so its like MEH! Anyway, SUPER LOTSA LOVE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CAME AND SUPPPOOOORRRTT SUAN AND I =D Eebumz, Nick, Karen, SzeYing, Rufus, Dexter, Jason, KaiSheng, Nicole, Nicole's sister, SuetFong, Sheun, ShonLee, Chen, Hardeep. And to everyone who texted me their support!! x) Wheee!!

LOTSA LOTSA LOVE!!
You guys roooooooccckkk

brenda strikes XD

- Sunday, March 14, 2010

(some parts whitened out just because)

AHEM-HEM
XD

Two more days!!!

Round and round we go!

- Tuesday, March 09, 2010

hey guys, check this girl out, shes pretty damn awesome =)

Go cheggit her page out =) clicky!

ps, GET YOUR VAGINA LOLLIPOPS FOR 50p

and DO COME WATCH THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES on either the 11th or 15th =) But if you want to watch me, come on the 15th cause i wont be performing on the 11th. So much love guys! =D Tickets are 4pounds for students and 5pounds for everybody else, all proceeds go to charity! tickets are currently on sale along haughton street!

Do come! It'll be a blast! (:

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