Screw this Shit.

Nice people make my day; Bitches should fall off the face of the earth, get sucked into a black hole and spend their lives trying to find the way out but never do and die. SAD, LONELY, depressed, LONELY (oh wait, i've said that), HUNGRY and, painfully.

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Guard at Old Building was really nice today x) Held the door open for me whenever i had to go into the building, and before i went out to get food, he was all

'Hey darling, how are you doing today?'
' x) Good!'

Then after i was done eating, went out looking for a rubbish bin. Couldn't find one so i guess i looked pretty lost,

'Hey princess, is there anything you need?'
'Rubbish bin, i can't seem to find it!'
'Oh, just because you're so beautiful, i'll throw it for you.'
*takes rubbish from me*
'Aaaww!! thank yooouuu!! x)'

Heartsiesss!!
Was so cheerful for the next hour or so!

On another note, I love it when strangers on the street smile at me, or give me that nod of acknowledgment. I hate it when strangers on the street think its FUNNY to scare you, or TAP you on the shoulder with their umbrellas and give you the 'hey, whats up?' look when you CLEARLY have NO CLUE who in the world they are. I also hate people who think highly of themselves, those with egos the size of mars and talk to you like they're KING and you are the lowly peasant that should BOW TO THEM and kiss their feet and worship them like they're God. Also, i find strangers from clubs who dance near you and your group of friends trying to blend in kind of hilarious. And i have a thing for guys who are gentlemen.

But you already knew that.

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Seeing squirrels in the park make me happy. They're so cuuute and fat and just AAWWWWW!! Im trying to like, walk across the park everyday in hopes that some day they'll learn to recognize me as their queen and worship me by killing all lizards and cockroaches in the woooorlllddd!!!! and then we work towards world domination. Gotta start small, see? the squirrels take over! =D World domination is just a few park walks AWAAAYYY!!!

Fat pigeons with bulging eyes seriously remind me of that one koi fish i overfed which looked like its eyes were going to pop out of its ridiculously fat head and then died. I feel really bad =( BUT WHY THE HELL WAS IT SO GREEDY. TT fat pigeons scare me. The fact that they dont fly away and just stare back at you with their big beady gonna-pop-outta-head eyes just make things so much worse.

On a last note (before i go to bed, FUDGE, its 2am and i have lectures tomorrow early in the morning), Wongfuproductions are having this AWKWARD TURTLE contest where you submit the story of your MOST AWKWARD moment and stand a chance to win the awkward turtle plush =D Fan-friggin-AWESOME!!!!

So get your mojo on, start recalling and typing!

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Im trying.
Can you tell?
STFU STFU STFU

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