Today was an AWESOME day.
Today, i revealed to the people my deepest dest secret
....and now, i shall tell YOU
It all started off a good day, birds singing, wind blowing, sun hiding, trees producing oxygen for the good of all mankind, see? GREAT DAY AHEAD right? WRONG. we were bombarded by the news that SICKO #1 (also known as SICKO PRIME) arch enemy of the secret organisation THE THUGS was up to his old antics again. and noooo, we werent going to let this one SLIDE.
NOT ANYMORE SICKO #1.
NOT ANYMORE.
NOT ANYMORE.
You obviously are confused at this point. WE? WE?!?! WE werent going to let this slide? who the hell are 'WE' exactly? and why am i saying 'WE' and not 'THEY' or something? IS SHE IMPLYING WHAT I THINK SHE IS IMPLYING?!?
YES MY DEAR READERS!
IT IS TRUE!!
IT IS TRUE!!
Dont let my INNOCENT LOOK deceive you! havent you learnt that you SHOULD NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER? im actually one of THEM THUGS! DUMDUMDUM!! bet you didnt expect that AT ALL, did you? 
RUTHLESS AS HELL I ASSURE YOU! NEVER FAIL TO EXECUTE! but of course, Im better looking than that guy in the picture and i dont appear to have any muscles and my teeth are straight and pretty (why wait when you can get perfect teeth? *number flashes* go get your braces done NOW) but gah, details details! tsk tsk! im the MOST MACHO THERE EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE!
So anyway, the 5 of us thugs embarked on our journey to KONG sicko #1 out! Thug head, Bryano (so tempted to put BRUCE or something, sounds more thuggish but AH WELL, you just have to deal with the O at the back of your name, bryan) stepped into enemy territory and told SICKO #1 that we were going to have a WORD with him. [haha, WORD. you very well know we dont FUNCTION with WORDS. oh nooo i'll leave the rest up to YOUR imagination]
Sicko #1 attempted escape! he Turned to the back, Turned to the side started mumbling some curse words under his breath and then took a run for it! BUT BRYANO KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN! SICKO #1's moves are LONG FAMILIAR now.
*by the way, the rest of us thugs were waiting at the staircase. had to be inconspicuous, you see? didnt want to alarm the citizens*
So BRYANO marched up to SICKO #1 and grabbed him by the shirt and '...GYARR!!' oh yes, thats right, US THUGS DONT SPARE MUCH TIME FOR WORDS. WE GRUNT AND GROWL AND EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WE'RE SAYING. but its okay, most of the time we're not really saying anything at all. Grunting just gets the YOU-ANNOY-ME-IM-GOING-TO-BASH-YOU-UP-NOW message across REALLY extraordinarily well!
SICKO #1 used his ultimate move on BRYANO! he turned into a chicken and slipped out of BRYANO's grasp! BRYANO did not expect THE MOVE and hence was stunned for a moment. There always was a SIGNATURE glint in the eye when SICKO #1 was going to USE THE MOVE, but this time, there was NONE! and so SICKO #1 managed to escape. BUT FEAR NOT, TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY! we will get him THIS TIME.
RUTHLESS AS HELL I ASSURE YOU! NEVER FAIL TO EXECUTE! but of course, Im better looking than that guy in the picture and i dont appear to have any muscles and my teeth are straight and pretty (why wait when you can get perfect teeth? *number flashes* go get your braces done NOW) but gah, details details! tsk tsk! im the MOST MACHO THERE EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE!So anyway, the 5 of us thugs embarked on our journey to KONG sicko #1 out! Thug head, Bryano (so tempted to put BRUCE or something, sounds more thuggish but AH WELL, you just have to deal with the O at the back of your name, bryan) stepped into enemy territory and told SICKO #1 that we were going to have a WORD with him. [haha, WORD. you very well know we dont FUNCTION with WORDS. oh nooo i'll leave the rest up to YOUR imagination]
Sicko #1 attempted escape! he Turned to the back, Turned to the side started mumbling some curse words under his breath and then took a run for it! BUT BRYANO KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN! SICKO #1's moves are LONG FAMILIAR now.
*by the way, the rest of us thugs were waiting at the staircase. had to be inconspicuous, you see? didnt want to alarm the citizens*
So BRYANO marched up to SICKO #1 and grabbed him by the shirt and '...GYARR!!' oh yes, thats right, US THUGS DONT SPARE MUCH TIME FOR WORDS. WE GRUNT AND GROWL AND EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WE'RE SAYING. but its okay, most of the time we're not really saying anything at all. Grunting just gets the YOU-ANNOY-ME-IM-GOING-TO-BASH-YOU-UP-NOW message across REALLY extraordinarily well!
SICKO #1 used his ultimate move on BRYANO! he turned into a chicken and slipped out of BRYANO's grasp! BRYANO did not expect THE MOVE and hence was stunned for a moment. There always was a SIGNATURE glint in the eye when SICKO #1 was going to USE THE MOVE, but this time, there was NONE! and so SICKO #1 managed to escape. BUT FEAR NOT, TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY! we will get him THIS TIME.
x) end
Hehe! had fun reading that? most of it was true *REALLY!* too lazy to go over the details of what WAS and what WASNT true. At the staircase during our wait, yonghui was saying i should stand higher up on the steps so i could you know GLARE DOWN at SICKO #1 and look all INTIMIDATING and SCCCCAAARYYY. XD that was hilarious. and then after SICKO #1 got away, i told my story to choobbieeee and victor [victim of SICKO #1]
choobie was saying how SICKO #1 would maybe want to take up the fight with bryan, but once he sees MEH!! OHOHOHOH!! he'd start COWERING WITH FEAR. OH YES THATS RIGHT! RUN NOW YOU FOOL! YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE! *shakes fist in the air* he'll start peeing in his pants soon! i just know it! it was fun talking about what a THUG i am and all XD
Victim #1 was so MEAAAAN!!
'limay syok sendiri! syok sendiri!'
choobie was saying how SICKO #1 would maybe want to take up the fight with bryan, but once he sees MEH!! OHOHOHOH!! he'd start COWERING WITH FEAR. OH YES THATS RIGHT! RUN NOW YOU FOOL! YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE! *shakes fist in the air* he'll start peeing in his pants soon! i just know it! it was fun talking about what a THUG i am and all XD
Victim #1 was so MEAAAAN!!
'limay syok sendiri! syok sendiri!'
*sniffles*
we all had laughs [me the most of course], x) that was fun. oh and sorry to yonghui. i almost poked his eye when he was joining us upstairs. I saw him and was all
and flung my hand to point at him only to hit him in his face. Luckily he was blinking or i woulda hit his eye. haha *winces* eeep! anyway, i have things to do, people to see, dreams to dream, juices to be drank, bread to be eaten [with peanut butter], bed to be slept in. And so, TATA! till next time...
ps. i understand that PETER isnt much of a superhero COOL name either, but SPIDERMAN is peter parker and we all know peter petrelli from HEROES. worked out fine for them right? BUT WHO CARES??!! I THINK BRYANO SOUNDS COOLER THAN BRYAN - for a thug name i mean. xp WHEEEEE!!
' LOOK! THUG NO. 5!!!'
and flung my hand to point at him only to hit him in his face. Luckily he was blinking or i woulda hit his eye. haha *winces* eeep! anyway, i have things to do, people to see, dreams to dream, juices to be drank, bread to be eaten [with peanut butter], bed to be slept in. And so, TATA! till next time...
ps. i understand that PETER isnt much of a superhero COOL name either, but SPIDERMAN is peter parker and we all know peter petrelli from HEROES. worked out fine for them right? BUT WHO CARES??!! I THINK BRYANO SOUNDS COOLER THAN BRYAN - for a thug name i mean. xp WHEEEEE!!
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