Today brenda and i were late for school but GASP... guess what?!?!
THE BACK GATE WAS STILL OPEN!!!!
it was like the pearly gates of heaven, there was even the song playing in my head 'HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!' it was meant to be, we werent MEANT to be caught! SEE THE SIGNS?!?! so we were happily skipping down the road when we heard that the announceents had already started and so brenda said that we should wait beside the building at the road so that we would be blocked and hidden from the eyes of the public [?]
how very clever we felt indeed!
They'd never know the difference. and if someone asks,
we'd casually reply,
So the plan was like this, once the assembly ends and the students are walking up the staircase, we would waltz into the crowd, you know? SEEP IN and then bleeend in.
Just like that.
Just like that.
They'd never know the difference. and if someone asks,'HEY WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?'
we'd casually reply,
'but i was HERE ALL ALONG! didnt you SEE ME?'
and maybe we'd even include in idiom in there just for the sake of it and say something like
'You're as blind as a bat!'
foolproof! COMPLETELY! right?! RIIIGHT!?!?
see thats what i thought too!
and whaddya knoooww... it is known that when you have that kind of mindset (meaning the whole ITS FOOLPROOF mindset) something WILL and MUST go wrong. Life is JUST like that. For example if someone says 'it cant get any worse than this' or 'it can only get better' IT ALWAYS GETS WORSE. ALWAYS. well ALMOST always. Hence, yessss... something bad DID happen.
Just as we were standing there snickering to ourselves at our ingenious plan, a buncha prefects just HAPPENED to be cruising along the corridor in front of the classrooms and SPOTTED US. Brenda was back facing them as she was facing me and i went
at this point the prefects were nearing
and they had their little press conference on WHAT TO DO WITH THEM!??! i felt like an escaped convict apprehended. I THOUGHT THERE WERE SIGNS! I THOUGHT WE WERENT SUPPOSED TO BE CAUGHT! I THOUGHT WE COULD BLLEEENNDDD INNNNN!!!
Just as we were standing there snickering to ourselves at our ingenious plan, a buncha prefects just HAPPENED to be cruising along the corridor in front of the classrooms and SPOTTED US. Brenda was back facing them as she was facing me and i went
'Brenda, we've been SPOTTED.'
'by who?'
'...prefects'
at this point the prefects were nearing
'are they.... behind me?' says brenda
'....yesss... turn around'
'oh shit.'
and they had their little press conference on WHAT TO DO WITH THEM!??! i felt like an escaped convict apprehended. I THOUGHT THERE WERE SIGNS! I THOUGHT WE WERENT SUPPOSED TO BE CAUGHT! I THOUGHT WE COULD BLLEEENNDDD INNNNN!!!
IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO END THIS WAY!
yeah well we got our names copied in the end.
CLEAN SLATE GONE! ah well.
CLEAN SLATE GONE! ah well.
1 comments:
'are they.... behind me?'
Haha.. Classic. XD
HILARIOUS. :)
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