Scarf Monster Projects #5

HEADLINES:
THE SCARF MONSTER EXISTS!
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Everyone was starting to doubt its existence after such a long period of absence and the world had grown a little quiet without the buzz of the scarf monster attacks. Victim #5 was strolling along the road when suddenly, he looked down and he realized he had something on him that he did not have before!

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'It happened so fast!'

Authorities are now on the lookout for the Scarf Monster, when, who and where will she attack next?! True colours of scarf:

Wake me up when september ends.

And so its October now.

Back in London again. Sorry i havent been blogging in a looooong while. Why? I wish i could say its because i've suddenly attained a social life and i've been out of the house more so have no time to blog. BUSY LIVING MY LIFE WOOHOO, but yeah, no. I've just been lazy. Gone were the days where i blogged about every single minor thing and random thought. nope, now its just. ): no post at all. Does anyone still come here? *cricket sounds* well.

Short entry anyway, just so theres something for the people who DO still come here occasionally. Just so you can be pleasantly surprised!! YES, LIMAY UPDATED. NO MORE SAME POST STARING BACK AT YOUR FACE. Put your hands in the air like you just dont care! party rockers in the house toniight? hmmmm, so.

At immigration after landing on UK soil, su ean and I were together see, and she went before me. The immigration officer did hers really fast, stamp stamp, NEXXXTT!! so it was my turn. Gave him my passport. he did this scanning thing.

'so how long will you be staying here for?'
'oh 9 months, im a student (:'
'It says here that this document is forged.'
'what? No its not.'
'well, it says here that your passport is forged. this is a forged passport.'
'No, its not! Try again!'

He scans it again.

'You are holding a forged passport.'
'I swear it is NOT FORGED! Maybe you should take off the cover.'

He takes off the cover and scans it again.

'Its forged.'
'No its not. i assure you ITS NOT. Try another computer!!'
'How many computers do you want me to try? I've scanned through over 2000 passports on this computer and so far there hasn't been a case like this, so that means your passport is forged.'
'Its NOT forged! Im serious!! its nooooot, just try again!'
'Yes it is.'
'No its NOOOOT.'
'are you challenging an immigration officer?'
'No, but it really isnt forged. ITS REAL.'
'Just kidding.'

Stamp stamp.

and then im through.

....

'OMG Thank yoouuu!!'

Awkward laughed it off, face red as a tomato.

Do i just look bully-able or something? wasted a whole 5 minutes there. HAHAHAHA Gosh! But anyway. Taxi driver was pretty shit! Su ean, suet and I shared a cab, but we each got dropped off at different places. Taxi was prebooked and the price was fixed at 80pounds. but when he dropped me off (i was the last) he told me that he had to make a few turnings (all his OWN FAULT for missing turnings) and then said,

'i dont know what to tell you, its supposed to be 80 but i had to make big circles so yeah.'

so i said. 'okay. so how much is it then?'

'well its supposed to be 80 but.'

I handed him 80. I mean, its not our fault he went the wrong way. he has freaking GPS and the other time we pointed out to him the way but he didnt follow and now he wants to blame us? plus its supposed to be FIXED price, you dont just pull that shit on people okay. you just dont. thats not how you do business!! ): but i was alone.

He looked at the money and counted.
'this is 80.'
'yes, yes it is.'

he gave me a dulan face.

'how much do you want then?'
'give me 10 or 20 more.'

so i handed him another 10.

Gah. then he had the audacity to ask me to hire him again the next time i need a cab. Seriously dude? SERIOUSLY?

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