Reason to procrastinate

If my mom asks, its caitlins fault. xp

Instructions:
Remove 1 question from below,and add in your personal question,make it a total of 20 questions,then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post.Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.


1. At what age do you wish to marry?
27. Yesh im specific. I dunno, just such a nice number, dontcha think? but i guess if i dont get married then i wont break down to pieces and cry myself to sleep or something. BUT WHAT OTHER NUMBER?!? 28 and 29's not bad too come to think of it. FIIINE 27,28 or 29. BUT THATS IT. anything after that and i'll and i'll....

...turn lesbian? XD

2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
Alone? or with others?! alone then er.. the UK! to see my sisters and karen and xv or CANADA! to see liying!... yea okay thats about it.

3. What's your favorite thing to do?
Sleep. What? sleeping isnt YOUR favourite thing to do? DONT LIE.

4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
Yes. Of course. If i see something i like but have no money, its just SAD. if i see food i want to eat but i have no money, its just SADDER. Money makes me happy. I want money. Anyone care to donate some? its all for the cause of MAKING LIMAY HAPPY. x)
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU RIGHT?!

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Peter pan and neverland. =)

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
I believe i can but i'd rather not think about it. =( I never want to be WITHOUT MONEY. EVER. EVEEER i say!! It'll make me sad. and unhappy. As stated earlier. THE THINGS! THE FOOD! THE HAPPINESS! aaaah!

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Me. Myself. and I.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
I dont know yet. The sensible thing to do would be to SAVE it, but im not ALL that sensible. xp so i'd prolly use a small portion to get STUFF! and EAT NICE FOOD! and get a SHOP LOT (mebbe next time price rise i can sell leh? or rent out to ppl.. ohoho or or i can use it for my own purposes, tho i dont know what, but you never know!)

9. How would you describe the person you like *at the moment*?
Dont have one. But LETS SAY i do.
He's taller than me. Doesnt put stuff on his hair (bleh stupid hair gels). Laughs a lot. Great sense of humour. Great smile. Nice, sweet, charming. ALL THAT JAZZ. =__=" this is tiring. END.
if that describes you perfectly. Please do tag and state 'OMIGOD. IM THAT GUY.' and i'll stalk you. Yeah i'll STALK you. Scared?! SCCAAAREEED?!?!
Hah. I DONT LIKE WIMPS.
sorry, i syiok sendiri. =.=

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you?
Adorable. Pretty. Friendly.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from the other half?
You'd be surprised.

12. If you could rewind time would you?
Nah. I wouldnt be able to decide which time i'd like to go back to and i wouldnt be able to decide what i'd DO instead of what i did. then again, maybe i would. Go back in time, and make a bigger fool of myself, just for the heck of it.
no wait. I'd go back in time and do more stupid things with sara. I miss the times we'd march upstairs going BOOM BOOM BOOM like elephants while singing christmas carols. FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES. Oh, shes prolly one of the only people who'd allow me to drag her to stairs and suddenly sing *like on the day we collected our SPM results* IM ON THE! TOP OF THE WOOOORLD LOOKIIING! DOWN ON CREATION AND THE ONLY EXPLANATION I CAAAN FIIIIND~~~!!!
I MISS YOU SARA. i promise to call after exams. xp

13. What's your ambition?
Still pretty blur on that part. Can you NOT ask?

14. If you can teleport once, where would you go?
I dont know. Im happy where i am. Which is home. Where my bed is.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
THING. THIIING?! THIIIING. define thing.

16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be?
None. =)

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
the lazy, procrastinator part. So i'll be SO NERDY that when exams come i'll be SO DAMNED prepared its like. WHOA. =__="

18. What music have you been listening to recently?
Different kinds.

19. What is the one thing you cannot do but you wish you could?
lemmmee seeee... grow that little bit fatter? xp

20. What are your feelings right now?
The same one the people who are reading it are feeling right now.


I tag: Bryan. LiYing. Gling. Michelle.
OKAY WHO ELSE BLOGS?
RAISE UP YOUR HAND.

Matter of life and death

Today was like every other monday. So i thought. Its as if SOMEONE UP THERE wanted to play a mean little trick on me after i posted that blogpost, just so TODAY WOULD BE DIFFERENT FROM YESTERDAY. And SOMEONE UP THERE did the meanest possible thing to me (okay maybe not, but exaggerating is fun, dontcha think?).

So there i was, sitting in the car, suddenly, i remembered that i dont have allowance so proceeded to cash out from moms purse. I placed my hand into the bag and pulled out her purse, opened it, and out came tumbling a brown piece of thing. Which looked like a one cent coin, only it wasnt that round and it wasnt shiny. I didnt think much of it but looked away, just in case it was something important.

come to think of it....

HOW COULD A SMALL BROWN PIECE OF THING BE IMPORTANT?!
=.= sorry brain was being stupid today i guess. It happens.
So i look down expecting to see SOMETHING IMPORTANT. and guess what i saw?! GUESS WHAT IIIIII SAW?!?!
GUESS WHAT WAS LYING THERE
ALL UNIMPORTANT AND DEAD!?!
....
Yeah, it was MISTER ROACH.
And being as typical and LIMAY-ish as i am, i went 'OMIGAWD THERES A COCKROACH!' and mom went 'throw it away!' and i was like lifting my butt off the seat in case I SAT ON THAT DAMNED DEAD UGLY BROWN THING. So i took the tissue and attempted to pick the damned thing up.

WAS SO SCARED OKAY! applaud me for my valiant effort!
But the stupid tissue paper SOMEHOW TORE. SOMEHOW. SOMEHOW. I was like pushing the stupid thing to the edge of the seat so i could like push it down into the tissue paper y'know? cause i didnt feel like PINCHING it up from the seat. too disgusting. ACTUALLY IT WAS ALL DISGUSTING. but as i pushed (or so i thought) it to the end of the seat.
THERE WAS NOTHING THERE.
and i looked back down beside me.
it laid there. unmoving.
i didnt push it. =__="
which means i pushed NOTHING (air maybe) to the end of the seat and was so freaked about it. BUT STILL. Anyway, my mom stopped the car in front of this house which had damn lotsa trash outside of it (weird) and asked me to throw it out. So i took another piece of tissue and bravely pinched the damned thing up. Thank God the tissue was all thick and everything, so i couldnt feel a thing.
Also because i didnt feel a thing, i thought maybe i had PICKED UP AIR AGAIN so i just COULDNT SIT STILL and had to keep looking around the seat. I HATE cockroaches. MORE than i hate lizards. BUT DONT THEM LIZARDS SUDDENLY START THINKING OF DROPPING ON ME AGAIN. cause three times was ENOUGH. UGH!
You have NO IDEA how scared i am of cockroches. The other day, i was in the bathroom washing my hands. AND then a BIG MOMMA one came out. HUMONGUS. i was so freaked i just did what my instincts told me to do. which was to jump onto the toilet seat, the second layer one.. you know the one girls sit on so that we dont fall in? =.= Surprisingly not hard to balance at all. but yeah, thats what i did. and i screamed bloody murder for help till someone came to save the limay in distress.
which was my maid.
Who is damn good at killing those monsters btw.
She holds them by their antannae thing (whatever they're called) and then SQUISHES them with the other hand. WHOO! its damn cool, but damn disgusting. BUT DAMN COOL! and if they're kinda small.. she like squashes them, then fold them up. O.O
I KNOW RIGHT!
she should SO write a book on like : -
100 ways to kill a roach
Anyway, should be studying.
I'll be gone now.
OR WILL I!??!
*dumdumDUUUM!!*

Pacing

You know, whenever i have just nothing to do (which means i have things to do but dont feel like doing them) i tend to just pace around the room. For a LOOOONG time. It never gets tiring, its just you know, pacing. And my minds a blank and im just well, pacing around the room - in circles. Many many many times.
Its nice to think that i've got time on my hands.
Lotsa time to waste away doing nothing.
To just idle it away by pacing.
.....
Life is kind of like that for me now. I dont really feel anything. Its like i am in that pacing state. Living like that, not thinking, just wasting my time away. Only its not as nice as pacing because well, i only want to be pacing once in awhile. Most of the time i want to actually be thinking and putting my time into full use. I actually want to be living. Living in the moment, doing things that i dont know... makes me feel alive? maybe?
Because everyday is just like every other day. I wake up, i breathe, i go back to sleep. See, i dont even remember eating and drinking and all that in between. Its just three simple everyday steps - Waking up, breathing and then sleeping.
Its not like i PLAAAAN for everyday to be like every other day. I just wake up feeling the same and go to college feeling the same and come home and POOF! its just ANOTHER DAY. When im spending the time of said day (which is everyday) its not like im bored or anything, i mean, its fine! really! its fine. But when i get home. Another day. THATS ALL IT IS. THATS ALL ITS EVER GOING TO BE. its just
ANOTHER DAY
And the clock keeps ticking and i see the dates passing cause all ive been doing is cross them out on my calender, but i feel the same and its just HORRIBLE. Its like living but not living. im just BEING. and i just want to SNAP OUT OF THIS STATE and GET A LIFE. =__=" Cause i really feel just so ............................................*blank*
Yes, thats how i feel.
There are no words to describe how it feels. Because it feels like nothing. It feels less than nothing. it feels like. okay. i dont know. =__=" Im rambling.
I feel like ive just STOPPED being happy. STOPPED feeling sad. STOPPED feeling angry. ive just STOPPED. Im like this neutral, dumb, idiotic thing. A doll could replace me and no one would know the difference.
Okay many of you are disagreeing with me now and going,
'waittaminute limay! just the other day you said you were annoyed at said said person? see?!YOU STILL GET ANGRY! and werent you HAPPY just the other day when david cook won? COME ON, DONT LIE LIMAY! DONT YOU LIE TO ME! cause i know! i know you were happy!'
Well, you're WROOOONNGG!
I mean, i still do feel annoyed at things and stuff but at the end of the day everything is just NOTHING. Nothing means ANYTHING to me now. Im like looking at things and just going 'yeah hey whatever.' gah. I need people to slap me and wake me up.
cause i feel like ive been sleeping for a very long time.
AND HONESTLY
i think its time to WAKE UP
I want to start CARING again. Because i dont. I really dont give two shits (one maybe. not two. shit, im being lame). I want to stop thinking whatever. Honestly, ask me whats up. Talk to me. I will have absolutely nothing to say to you. and if i do, its cause im just crapping and digging my brain for something. DIGGING REALLY FRIGGIN HARD. that means im actually BEING NICE and am TRYING.
*blank*
JUST ANOTHER DAY. again.
I feel like its yesterday again. On replay.
Only today theres no college.
Whats the difference?

DC

Yesterday night was the FINAL showdown

David Archuleta vs David Cook

David Archuleta did better than David Cook in all three performances. Its like crystal clear. Dont know what went wrong with David Cook yesterday! AAAAH! Anyway, Bryan and i wanted to bet on who would win.. but after watching the performances i was like 'aiya, no need bet liao lar' cause well, like simon said

'ROUND 1 goes to David Archuleta.'

'Round 2 goes to David Archuleta.'

'You came here to win but -

- it was a knockout'

It was so depressing to hear all that. =( Poor David Cook! but anyway, with faith, trust and a little pixie dust....

DAVID COOK EMERGED AS THE AMERICAN IDOL

It was truly unexpected. I think he himself had thought that he would not be able to win after yesterdays peformance (btw simon cowell apologised for being rather rude to him and David Cook wasnt really THAT bad). But i guess the rest of the world (aka people like myself) had faith and know in our hearts who really deserves to be the american idol.

But i do applaud David Archuleta. =) He's great, but i think that David Cook just offers more variety and i just LOOOOVE his voice! AAAH! THE NEXT CHRIS DAUGHTRY! x) Dont you see the similarities?!


I feel sorry for David A. cause like he did so well yesterday and he lost. =( Aaaw right?! But ah well, second place still really really good! =) No time for sadness.

DAVID COOK! DAVID COOK! DAVIIIID COOOOK!

LOVE!

The Intruder


You see this innocent looking little BLUE thing over there? Its forever present in the girls bathroom. I do not know of its use. And that makes me feel stupid. But i think feeling stupid is sometimes a good thing, for it humbles you. *grins* so to all who FEEL STUPID sometimes, its OKAY. just make sure you dont feel stupid all the time, if you do, you're in deep shit. And its time to go get enlightment and gain some frikkin knowledge.

Anyway, The blue subject blows air. Perhaps its supposed to keep the floor dry or something. Gasp! could be could be. With careful observation and evaluation, im sure i'll be able to figure out its use. But for the record, we're not HERE - i mean - im not HERE to blog about its function. We'll leave that up to the salesman and saleswomen out there. Dont want to go around robbing their jobs now, do we? nuh-uh!

Weeeeell, thing is, The blue subject is horrible.

It invades privacy.
Its an INTRUDER.
You've heard me right. I've asked various college students (by this i mean, i had expressed my thoughts to one friend of mine and she agrees. but details details. PFFT. who needs them?) of their opinions and they have agreed with me. Blue subject is INDEED intrusive.
You know how under the bathroom doors theres a gap theeereee, well, air coming out from said blue subject totally ENTERS through the gap and you can FEEL the air when you're well.. doing your business?!
AND ITS JUST SO WRONG.
IT FEELS WRONG.
its like.. YOU HAVE NO PRIVACY!
Therefore, i have named The blue subject, THE INTRUDER. (it feels weird, honestly. =.=") Anyway, i really shouldnt be blogging and WILL not be blogging until after the exams. If you see any more updates, then be disappointed and know that IM A FAILURE and a PROCRASTINATOR and that
even so, I WILL STILL DO WELL.
because i dont want anyone going 'if you dont study you'll do BADLY.' dont curse me, darlings! say only the good stuff. xp Cause thats all i wanna hear (or read..)!
GREAT LOVE!
till next time! *waves grandly*
tata!

Thats who I mean

For my Mommy,

And for all the mommies out there,




It's hard to remember
A summer or winter
When she hasn't been there for me


A friend and companion
I can always depend on
My mother
That's who I mean


I've taken for granted
seeds that she planted
She's always behind every thing


A teacher a seeker
A both arms outreacher
My mother
That's who I mean


Wish I could slow down
The hands of time
keep things the way they are
If she said so
I would give her the world
If I could... I would


My love and my laughter
From here ever after
Is all that she says that she needs


A friend and companion
I can always depend on
My mother
That's who I mean
My mother
That's who I mean... that's who I mean

Lovely sooong. Made me cry when i was younger x) Still does too x)

Happy Mothers Day

~~~~~~~

Anyway, on a small note, not to be offensive or anything, but do you realise like, the line,

'BECAUSE I AM A MOTHER.'

is SOOO powerful? its like, powerful beyond powerful. So powerful its probably the source of energy that makes the earth go round. You dont hear people going

'BECAUSE I AM A FATHER.'

honestly, that just sounds OFF and weird. You hear father's saying

'BECAUSE I AM A PARENT.'

Somehow that has more effect than the previous line. Dont you think so? Which is odd, dontcha think? oh oh, on the other hand

'BECAUSE I AM YOUR FATHER'

or

'BECAUSE I AM HER FATHER'

makes all the difference. This has impact. But of course if you changed father to mother in the above two lines, it'd give the same impact we're all looking for. But thats not the point now, is it? the point is,

'I AM A MOTHER' and 'I AM A FATHER'

big vast difference.

Do you see it?

.

.

.

Mom's are amazing

(not that dad's arent amazing too, but today is mothers day so EXCUSE ME. xp)

LOVE

Birthday Videos

Guess who uploaded some of the videos we took on bryans surprise party on YouTube? xp
So that people like LIYING DEAREST (miss you!) and XIAOVON (its not coloured cause you LIKE BLACK so yeah hahaha! miss you too!) and so on (who are overseas and everywhere else) can view some of the stuff that happened =) like IN MOTION, y'know?! *okay im making little sense here* But still! Anyway, do check back to this post if you've already seen it. Cause i might upload more of the videos. The loading is taking forever so im jsut gonna put up whatever i have now. The rest will have to wait.


I call this:

Jeffrey EXPOSED

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Trying THE PRANK out

The prank - take two.

the real video got deleted accidentally so we kinda acted it out this time, just so we get a video recording of it. better than nothing right?! x) Thats why bryan doesnt look too shocked and is SMILING happily there. hahahahaa !! anyway, the first time we did it (the real one) we spelled out HAPPY BDY. Kwanseng didnt know where he put his 'A'... second time we did it..

STILL IMPERFECT

Sara forgot where she left her 'H', so ks gave her HIS 'A' and we're APPY BDAY now. HAHAHAH! no matter how many times we do, still wind up imperfect wan la. But its perfect in its own imperfect way? x) The Gang. AAWW~~



Birthday Song.. DUH.



I put this together.. but somehow i cant load the file into youtube.. the one from the windows movie maker thingy.. dunno how to convert it so i just took it with my phone. Thats why its BLUUUUR, so i made it smaller, hopefully now its clear. SMALL BUT CLEAR! Sorry! Squint your eyes people! [problem fixed]

oh btw liying, THIS IS A VID WE TOOK FOR YOU.. a loooong long time ago. I put it in your sharing folder but i dont think you received it cause i dont see you onliiine =( Anyway, Happy belated birthday? We actually took this vid on the day we received our SPM results. SORRY ITS SO LATE!



LOVE!

Have you no heart?

So we disected a cows heart and poked our fingers through its holes (artery, vein blah). Poor cow~ But it was fun! The smell was HORRIBLE tho! There was one point i had to hold the heart while teacher pointed out the pulmonary artery and everything (by using water, which acted as blood. flow in the pulmonary vein and see where it come out and yadi yada), and it was so funny, Paul went,

'pretend its a GIANT STRAWBERRY!'
And you know what? it actually DOES look like a giant strawberry, the shape and everything.
Anyway, here are some pics of the heart being disected..

By Eeling

if you listen clooosely, you might just hear the moo's O.O

TADUUUM!

a very happy and satisfied Ee Ling and a very OPEN heart

See the white stuff? TENDON! it holds valves in their positions

everyone else takes a stab at it (ouch)

liying is pulling out a piece of the heart

And gives it to Ching

Now a piece of the cows heart will forever belong to her

*great day of BIO!*

Doggy-fied

Y'know what i just realised?!
i tend to whimper like a doooog.

So it was after college, Shereena and PuiYee left me as it was already 4pm, and i went on my merry way to the LIBRAAARRYY where i could be SAD LONELY ABANDONED DEPRESSED TIRED HUNGRY DUMB STARE INTO SPACE and no one would look at me weirdly. Cause its the LIBRARY and in the LIBRARY you are given such privileges.

Its quite cool, really.

You should try it sometime.

Oh, and one gets to stare at good looking guys, cause they're too absorbed in whatever they're doing they dont notice- may it be hw, computer, reading or just plain staring into thin air. You see, the great thing about the library is, one generally thinks they can be LEFT ALONE and be LONELY AND SAD AND WHAT NOT without people noticing, but thats not IT. Some people DO!! (maybe just me)

waittaminute.

*ahem*

now just pretend it all makes perfect sense.

NOD YOUR HEAD WITH ME. NOD DAMMIT. NOD.

Anyway, as i was saying, BEFORE i could enter the library and be SAD AND LONELY AND DEPRESSED AND BLABLABLA, we have to like scan our student ID. Only the scanner thing mulfunctioned and they were using this NEW temporary (i think) scanner thing which works like crap.

So there i was, emotionlessly trying to get in. *scan* eh? *scan* eh? *scan* eh?

WHY THE HELL ISNT IT SCANNING?!?!

the whimpering started.

and there i was wondering where the odd sounds were coming from.. and then i realised I WAS MAKING THE STUPID SOUNDS and i TRIED TO STOP but I DUNNO, its like NATURAL. I felt like a dog. Yay me! I stood there like an idiot trying to SCAN DAMMIT SCAN DAMMIT IT AINT SCANNING PLEASE SCAN FOR CRYING OUT LOOOOUUUDD and this guy was standing behind me packing up his stuff and he was looking

so i looked back at him PLEADINGLY (i think) and DONT FORGET I WAS FRIKKIN WHIMPERING and went 'it woont scaaaaaaan, how do you doooo thiiiiiis?' *whimpers* And i mentally hit myself on the head and felt so ANNOYINGLY STUPID. And it didnt help that the guy was pretty cute too.

WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE TO LOOK CUTE?!

okay too much hell. i mean -

WHY IN HEAVENS NAME DID HE HAVE TO LOOK CUTE?!

oh and he went 'maybe you could hold it higher?'

and i already DID HOLD IT HIGHER before that, in fact, i moved it UP AND DOWN for the thing to scan. I moved it around in all positions until there were no more positions to be made! i think that was the time i started whimpering, see? I DONT WHIMPER SENSELESSLY! a point there!

but this time, when i HELD IT HIGHER, the thing frikkin 'tee-teed' me, and i was through.

i mentally slapped myself and groaned.

WAAAAAY TO GO man.

i bet he thinks im stupid or something. =_="

Surprise!

Okay, before you look at the pictures, you HAVE GOT to know THE PLANS kwanseng and i , took so long and used up so much brain juice we're almost all out of that now, thought of.

(its in chat form cause i typed it to suping and then copied and pasted it into email and sent it to other ppl. bear with it!)

Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
go to bryans house on his bday
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
at 10 am
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
he is going for frisbee practice at 9-12
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
so we surprise him when he gets back
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
there are some plans
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 1 : bathing
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
jeff is gonna pose as brenda in bryans bathroom
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
half naked.
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
and brenda will scream
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
when bryan walks into the bathroom
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
XD
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
the rest of us will be hiding
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
until bryan comes running out (or not)
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
then only we surprise him
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 2 : er we do something to his underwear
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 3 : after he bathes.. we all will be in the garden
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
holding up his initials on a paper la
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
so he can see from the balcony
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 4 : we have this video which we will take in his house or something and put into his comp so he can view it later
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
plan 5 : we make a shit cake using bread and whip bcream and choc and stuff
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
and convince him its his real cake
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
and only bring out the real cake
Mäy loves Jason Castro says:
LIKE REALLY LATE

(oh btw dont ask me why it says May loves jason castro and not Peepoo love may more than words can say. i have no iiideeeaaaaa either. weird huh?)

OKAY, anyway HE DIN GO FOR FRISBEE IN TEH END! Dear Khye Theng and Alex brought him out for breakfast at MV and then brought him back, which worked out better for us cause khye theng could inform us like EVERYTHING. Khye Theng really helped a bunch!



oh and we didnt do plan 2. Plan 2 was cancelled and not put into action. SADLY.
and when i said INITIALS i really meant THE LETTERS HAPPY BDAY, but i was too lazy to type that. REALLY! oh oh! and he watched the video that we made.. and we kinda FORGOT that the cake was SHOWN in the video.. XD cause yonghui was carrying the cake.. OMIGOODNESS!! hahaha we can be SOO BLUR sometimmmessss! ooops! XD

Oh and throughout the whole THINK OF PLAN and PLANNING process, i was pms-ing and ks kinda got a whole lot of me snapping at him *sooooryyy!!*

=>Peepoo loves Mäy 媚 more than words can say
i think i might be pmsing

Crays
i think you are
OMG. THAT WAS SO HILARIOUSLY RIDICULOUSLY WEIRD! XD i mean since WHEN do GUYS AGREEE WITH MMEEEE about THIS KINDA THIIING?! lol!! XD
Pictures shall begin nooow!

Jian feeling super shiok in the LRT

Arrival of US in LRT station, bangsar stop, second floor

(where we all met)

Kwan seng was like saying how i should bring NEWSPAPER in case bryan walk pass or something, then we can all lift the newspaper up and pretend we're just.. normal.. newspaper readers who lurk around in the LRT station. but sadly, i forgot. AWWWKhye theng called and told us THEY HAD LEFT THE HOUSE! and so we began our journey to his plaace! very happily too! All laughy and running and everything. WHAT A NICE SWEATY WALK. we even took videos of THE WALK xp

and took photos with random signs. Cause thats what we do best! CAMWHOOORE!!

(ah liying! wheres yooou!?! TEAM WHORE WEY!)

oh oh! it was so stupid, cause we were well on our way to his house and then SUDDENLY, we see his mothers car like stopped at the side of the road, meters in front of us. Everyones like.. frozen at the spot. SHIT. then teryi say he thinks lotsa ppl are in the car. so we were like DOUBLE SHIT. then we turned around and WALKED SLOWLY AWAY IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. hahaha! then the car went away. AUNTIE WAS GONNA OFFER US A RIDE!! XD we thought bryan was inside and we were BUSTED HAHAHHAHA! *phew* Auntie saw us walking away and thought we'd MUCH rather walk and its SO FUN for us or something!

hilarious!

Once we reached bryans house, we distributed the work and started the plans =), some people working on the frisbee, some working on the HAPPY BDAY signs...

And some working on the SHITCAKE

the shitcake crew!

The frisbees! Kwanseng designed one and suping designed the other!

Ah, and around an hour before Bryan came back, we rehearsed PLAN 1, with kwanseng acting as BRYAAAAN 'supposedly'. so many failed attempts! I wish i could post the videos up, but my connection is SO SLOOOW so i guess you guys just have to use your imagination!

How jeff was dressed for PLAN 1. Half naked with towel and a bow on his head, indication that hes bryans present XD aaaww! HAHHAHAHAHAA

Jeff said bryans expression was PRICELESS! the plan worked out great! Bryan opened the door, brenda SCREAMED, bryan RAN OUT and SLAMMED THE DOOR BEHIND HIM. hahahhaha!! x) NOOOT BAD AT ALL!! then we played out the balcony scene and serenaded to him his birthday sooong!

and afterwaaardsss, it was SHITCAKE TIME!

TADAAAA!!

yes, we cant bake cakes, this is the BEST we can do.bryan making his wishes (more like kwanseng making his wishes for him) by throwing sprinkles on the shitcake! =)
Bryan eats a piece of th shitcake. It was so funny, he was all like gonna vomit and stuff, but gave us the thumbs up anyway HAHAHAHHAHAA supah impressed, yo!!!
we attempted to smash his face into the cake but failed miserably. Sara took a piece of the shitcake and wiped it onto his face. Hence the... pretty pattern!
The rubiks cube necklace Suping and Yonghui got him! Now he'll never be bored in college! HE GOT HIS RUBIKS BLING YO! (teryi left around this time)

Anyway, after all that, we played with water outside. At first it was just SPRAY EVERYONE WITH WATER. (yeah la sounds quite pathetic but ITS NOT BAD OKAY) and then we did this word game thing. XD

after changing into clean dry clothes, Jian decided to gay with yonghui

But yonghui obviously didnt enjoy jians seductive touch
so he found jeff instead

NOT GAY ENOUGH FOR ME SISTA.

TALK TO THE PALM CAUSE THE WRIST AINT LISTENING

(quoted from some guy, forgot his name hah) Group pictuuures! (yonghui left di)
This pic is similar to the next. as you can see, ks stones in both.
But the rest of us move!

if you save both pics and view them both like really quick, its like a movie and jian looks FUNNY XD

The real cake. (i was quite disappointed with the writing of the man at the secret recipe shop. SO LOUSY RIIHGT?!?)

x)

DA GAO AR?!

being protective over the cake?
The boys

Auntie!
Auntie was so great! we didnt plan lunch or dinner or anything, i just sorta thought we could just order pizza or something. But his mom provided us wiht SO MUCH FOOOOD! it was so good and so cool and WHOOO! auntie ROOOCKS! x) Oh oh and she helped us with PLAN 1, to get bryan upstairs to the bathroom when the first thing he would do would be to GO INTO THE COMP ROOM, which woulda ruined our plans. so YEAH! and auntie said, 'i cant lie' HAHAH! she passed the lie test! xp

The girls

Eh, bryan hair got kutu!
Catch the kutu
catch somemore
Brenda scares me.
Suping gives up.
i think the kutu increased in size.
Anyway, we all know all albums are not complete withooout

LALA PICTURE

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY BRYAAAN!

HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!

Ps. now click here to view what bryan said about the party (if you havent already done that)

Happy Birthday DAWG!

I typed this out 2 days ago but am only posting it nooow.. so eh. XD hahaa! (yes i changed the date. i cheat, SO WHAT xp will post about the surprise party later!)

The first thing i remember him saying to me was

'I HATE PACATS MORE THAN I HATE MY BROTHER'


HAHAHAHA! Wow. Left quite an impression, eh?


And that was in PRS camp form 2 i think. We used to all go on outings together even tho we didnt really know each other and split up, guys go arcade and girls just WALK AROUND THE MALL. Oh oh! and he was always danced his octopus dance on the parapara machine thing. which reminds me,


EH?! WHY DONT YOU DO THE OCTY DANCE ANYMORE?!

(so entertaining. stand close enough and you might just get octy slapped. HAHA!)


Anyway, thanks to the FAREWELL SURPRISE PARTY which we threw for karen (which was SUPER SUCCESFUL BTW kind of. tho her bro DID try to ruin things by going 'THERE ARE STRANGERS IN THE HOUSE!' idiot brian. Buuut, karen said she only expected a few of us and not the whole big crowd! and tears DID well up in her eyes when she saw yelow patrick suping so wonderfully wrapped) we all got closer!


..and then the yearly CHRISTMAS GATHERINGS! =)


Anyway! Bryan izzah great friend cause he HUMOURS me when i go


'SUP DAAAWG!'

and

'MY BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA'


he goes

'SUP CAAAAYT!'

okay so its lame, BUT ITS BRYAN. how can be expect anything less than LAME?! riiight? *ohohoho* and

'SISTA!'

but i think he doesnt say this THAT much


ohoho! And we were EMOOO PAAALS!! remember?!?! now the emo days hazzah ended!! XD we would rant rant rant and remember B&B?! and dunno what gunny sacks and what not. oooh! ranting was FUUUUN! oh i remember you teaching me PHYSICS.. the whole 010101 blablabla thing and i couldnt really get it HAHAHAHHAA. SUPER INTIMIDATED OKAY! it was like


'if this is 0 then what is this?'

*shit shit shit*

'errr... 1?'

*wipes sweat PHEW*


HAHHAHAA =.=


anyway,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRYAAAN!


thanks for being such a wonderful dawg (HAHAHA), brothaaaaa, confidant, emo paaal, teacher. NEVER STOP BEING LAAAME!! because LAME is just YOOOU xp hahaha and we all love you the way you are. =) LAME IS GOOD. LAME IS FINE. LAME IS BRYAN. it all makes sense.


see? the world is still spinning.


LOVE!

Kiss - Because im a girl

Somehow i had the impression that EVERYONE has watched this before. But im wrooong, apparently LOTSA ppl havent. =) I watched this back in the days i still opened FWD emails hahah! cause the link was in one of them. Anyway, i rewatched this thanks to mr dumbass, who said he just watched it in the morn.

so to those who have yet watched it, WATCH IT! its so sad ='( Makes me cry all the tiiiime!

Kiss- because im a girl